Now I just need some pepper spray to complete my kitchen arsenal.
Or, or..."Sam and Dean approved weaponry!"
@Empshok, Just commenting in appreciation of the Supernatural reference. That is all; carry on.
@Tinkledink, you were right to do so.
@Empshok, you forgot the mustard gas.
@The Flame War, I'm getting old. Cut me some slack.
Or, or...we decided to cut the mustard.
Hey I live in Amarillo 😃 where can I buy?
@TheAllMightyOne, in Amarillo, probably.
@LV100Charizard, I mean the a salt rifle 😂
This is more of a vocal joke. It doesn't work when written.
@CynicalSir, idk, I read it in my head and chuckled a bit
stolen from Overwatch and soldier 76's weapon ?
Ah yes, the Morton NaCl a-salt rifle
‘Some assembly required’
Who should I kill, myself or them.
Kill them with high volumes of sodium... hypertension is a painful death!
Should have followed with “Kill me with it”
Call the pun sniper
When yo team is walking slightly wrong
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one is a salted.
I love my bug-a-salt...