Probably an Xbox.
@John MFing Froosh, nah its a ps4
@Tis but a scratch, I don't think someone could be that cruel, especially around Christmas
@John MFing Froosh, *opens* oh, its a sock
If it fits I ships.
@Unamused Llama, anywhere in the country for a low flat rate
@Nudity Industries, your coment has to little upvotes... allow me to remedy that.
I love how the cat was just cool with it.
Shortly after he finished wrapping Christmas presents, Bill was found dead of multiple lacerations all over his body.
"Wait, wtf just happened??"
Happy Holidays! Your gift is my pussy
Your death will be slow and painful hooman
Don't be a wussy, wrap your pussy.
Went and saw the new star wars, the ending will make you cry 😭😭
@Chiken, no spoilers tho
I hope it's a puppy
This must be those new female condoms I've been hearing about
9/10. You accidentally forgot to cover its face.
When someone asks for some pussy for Christmas
Let's see, ooh I wonder what's in this long snake shaped one
I shipped myself in the mail! (And it worked!)