@Toxia, yes I agree, but I also think this might be the least trash of the trash he's posted. It doesn't even have his fake watermark on it like most, so I'll give it that.
The worst stomach ache of my life happened after I ate medium rare steak in Cuba, but the only thing that came out of me was diarrhea.
Life pro tip: while visiting any developing or third world nations and you happen to order meat, get it well done.
Wtf, how did OP slip past uncut where his trash belongs?