Can we have a prequel reboot but instead of Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, we have Daisy Ridley's sisters? I also want the Rock to play JarJar Binks and do the prequels justice by introducing the greatest Sith Lord the universe has ever known, Darth Jar Binks. But it will be just the Rock, in his old WWE ring attire, running around punching droids with Qui Gon and Obi, played by Leo DeCaprio Eminem. And at the end, after Obi defeats Anakin, who is played by none other than Eddie Murphy, Darth "The Rock" Binks, using his teleportation powers, appears in front of Obinem.
He then walks up to Him and softly, almost erotically, whispers in his ear, "Can you smell what the Sith is cooking?"
Obinem stares as him, as if he knew all along.
"Mom's spaghetti...." he whispers back.
Slightly aroused, The Binks then proceeds to give him the most passionate Rock Bottom of his career, slamming Obinem into the soot covered ground. Obinem becomes unconscious after receiving such a pounding.
@Lord Booty The Third, The burned and mutilated Anakin pulls himself next to them and begins to count to three as Binks pins Obi. Cheers can be heard, booming inside the volcanic cavern. R2-D2, played by the surfer dude in Spongebob, suddenly flies in with an X-Wing, retrieves the fallen MC. As the ship's silhouette begins to fade, Binks summons Anakin's spirit animal, a talking donkey, and teleports to his lair to treat him. After the newly repaired Vader awakens, Binks hands him the World HeavyWeight Championship belt, telling him he beat Obinem in the rap battle. Vader proceeds to sob into the belt.
TL;DR- I'd do them too.
@Lord Booty The Third, George Lucas, is that you? Did you get into the gin again?
@Lord Booty The Third, I needed this to be made
@Lord Booty The Third, after being recovered by surfer-D2 obinem travels to see his mentor, Dr Yodre who tells obinem "into hiding I must go, until forgotten about Yodre they have", agreeing obinem decides to take Anakins new born son to tattoine. With a cut to years down the line showing an elder obinem (who now goes by Marshall kenobi) looking down proctectivly on a farmhand known to the world as Luke Cena. With that you hear a monologue from obinem, whilst the years have taken their toll, my knees weak, arms are heavy. I have watched the boy grow, he believes the world can't see him, but it is his destiny to adjust the attitude of the galaxy.
@Lord Booty The Third, you’re bloody crazy and I love you.
No you nailed it harder than I would nail them.
We can all rotate shifts. Night shift should go last though.....cause lord knows, they will pollute them with more fvcked up lewds than we can think of.
If I had one wish...
@Jolee Bindo, well?! What is it?!
@WelI Obviously, well obviously....
@Jolee Bindo, a large forehead?
@Kareem Abdul Ackbar, I already have that
No I would say this is an appropriate use of this pic - well done sir, you successfully memed (and I’m about to successfully meme over this pic if you catch my drift)
Nah, nah you're good mate. We're all thinking it (even the ladies).