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@squarebobspungepants, @squarebobspungepants, but the most awesome part was that when I told the doctor the story he revealed to me that he was a fellow FP user and he had been one since back before the days of the invisible man and bus full of kids. He told me his favorite commenters were the famous Captain Kirk Hinrich and the incredible Mr. Sir. I love this community
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So during school yesterday I was in science class and this really ugly girl next to me was talking with her friends in front of us (we sit extremely close to each other). So the ugly girl said to them that she feels a little moist down under and that she might be on her period. And then most of her friends turned around and were talking about if she needs pads or tampons. I felt really awkward sitting there cause I'm right next to her and everyone's staring at me too. And I think everyday she talks about something useless and I have to sit there through all of it. I don't like sophmore year
So guys I was in my usual FP viewing position on the toilet catching up on a weeks worth of updates, when I finally got to the end I had totally forgot my legs had fallen asleep about 20 minutes ago so I stood up and I forgot how to walk due to senselessnese of my legs. As I try to take my first step my knees locked out and I slowly fell back like a large tree pushed over by the wind. I was falling in slow motion thinking of how stupid I must look. And my life flashed before me. I collapsed against the side of my toilet and hit my head on the back of it on the way down and was knocked unconscious. I woke up about an hour later not remembering how I ended up there and I was cold and scared as I layer there trying to remember why I was laying next to the toilet with my pants half way down. As I stood up I looked down at my feet and then it all came back to me... now I'm on my way home from the hospital I was told I have a minor concussion and I should not be on the toilet so long........