So guys I was in my usual FP viewing position on the toilet catching up on a weeks worth of updates, when I finally got to the end I had totally forgot my legs had fallen asleep about 20 minutes ago so I stood up and I forgot how to walk due to senselessnese of my legs. As I try to take my first step my knees locked out and I slowly fell back like a large tree pushed over by the wind. I was falling in slow motion thinking of how stupid I must look. And my life flashed before me. I collapsed against the side of my toilet and hit my head on the back of it on the way down and was knocked unconscious. I woke up about an hour later not remembering how I ended up there and I was cold and scared as I layer there trying to remember why I was laying next to the toilet with my pants half way down. As I stood up I looked down at my feet and then it all came back to me... now I'm on my way home from the hospital I was told I have a minor concussion and I should not be on the toilet so long........
@squarebobspungepants, @squarebobspungepants, but the most awesome part was that when I told the doctor the story he revealed to me that he was a fellow FP user and he had been one since back before the days of the invisible man and bus full of kids. He told me his favorite commenters were the famous Captain Kirk Hinrich and the incredible Mr. Sir. I love this community
@squarebobspungepants, Which one of us is your doctor?
@SqurtieMan, he said he made an account awhile ago under the name allenmj but never used it that much
@squarebobspungepants, hearing about you hitting your head on the toilet reminds me of how Doc came up with the idea for the flux capacitor in Back to the Future.
@squarebobspungepants, this made my day
@squarebobspungepants, This made me have a laugh attack
@squarebobspungepants, Somewhere, there is a doctor reading that and thinking "Hey, I treated that guy!"
So during school yesterday I was in science class and this really ugly girl next to me was talking with her friends in front of us (we sit extremely close to each other). So the ugly girl said to them that she feels a little moist down under and that she might be on her period. And then most of her friends turned around and were talking about if she needs pads or tampons. I felt really awkward sitting there cause I'm right next to her and everyone's staring at me too. And I think everyday she talks about something useless and I have to sit there through all of it. I don't like sophmore year
@PancakeBuffet, *likes my own comment hoping that someone would read this*
@PancakeBuffet, I read it, and don't worry I like my own comments too, I just make sure to like other's good comments as well
@PancakeBuffet, Sophmore year wsent the greatest, everyone feels awkward because youre not new but not used to school. Im in junior year right now and its great, I suggest taking study halls and advanced classes higher up. Sorry for long comment lol
@Tokyo Sexwale, That's how I am surviving junior year
@PancakeBuffet, I'm a sophomore and I'm not enjoying it either so your not alone
@PancakeBuffet, how is the fact that you find her ugly relevant to the story?
@PancakeBuffet, IMO sophomore year was the easiest, but senior year is the most fun
@cocolicious, I don't even know anymore
Welcome to school/work/family reunions
Oh look, must be "post unfunny ecards" o'clock
@Oh so cherry, I thought it was funny
@Oh so cherry, maybe its about half past "quit cha bishin" o'clock
@Oh so cherry, there are funny eCards?
4 October 2014 #4October2014 #October2014
Aw man! For me it's getyourasstobed o clock. Maybe it's just my town, where people think sleep is necessary... Silly people, I don't need slee- GKDVCJFJFHFRAAAARGHCOFFEEEHDHDHFBDJVNCOFFEETEAHOTBEVERAHWJFIDBF
Anybody else really excited by all the college football today?