You're bundled up now, wait till you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture. The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored
@Runnin with scissors, Hey now! You're an all star! Get your game on, go play!
@iLikeBigBooks, hey now! You're a rockstar! Get the show on, get paid!
@TLabs , and all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.
@TLabs , I always thought this ended in “Get the show on, get laid!”
@Runnin with scissors, What a beautiful collection of words... you should write music.
Damn, they didn't age a DAY in 30-ish years
We're heading straight toward the movie Idiocracy becoming a documentary instead of a comedy
Problem is we haven’t done any of those things from prior years.
Canada’s been on fire three summers in a row. It’s been a lot of fun, I’ve been a big fan.
2020's: I gotta kill you little Billy because having children has killed the rest of us. We aborted your sister the day before.
I can't remember who it was, but I listened to a comedian who made a great point about how arrogant and stupid this whole save the Earth stuff is. It should be called save humanity. The Earth will still be here long after we finish poisoning it and wipe ourselves out.
@Gizmow, but the animals won’t be. When we sink this planet we’re taking millions of species of plants and animals with us for no reason other than we can’t be fvcked to regulate ourselves. So that comedians point is kind of mute, because it’s not just about our species.
@Fuggles, Not all animals. Plenty of sea creatures will survive. So at least thats there to repopulate the land.
@Seohn, lots of sea creatures have been dying too because warming ocean temperatures are killing coral reefs and nitrification of ocean bays