Bit by a women?
Woman man, woman man, does whatever a woman can. He just has a penis, but don't worry, its a feminine one.
@StiffWood, *Thai flashbacks*
@StiffWood, he's a real example of a trap
He's infected. It's already too late.
@Gonoopnoop, yea wat
@Gonoopnoop, the joke is that he’s been infected by a women’s bite and is now acting like a mad girlfriend
Why don't women make history? Because they're just trying to rewrite it.
So yesterday I was getting intimate with my girlfriend (insert jokes about not really having a girlfriend here) and when she got off she lunged up and bit the ever living f~ck out of the top of my ear like a velociraptor.
She was confused and bashful after but it was the strangest thing.
The real question is, would he still trigger a feminist?
He’s gonna go fvck him
Well that bites.
@Mr Literal, doesnt suck either