Man... I'm gonna need some Aloe vera for this burn.
@Eramo88, I need my father's icy heart to heal this burn
@Shawn and Gus, that's actually very bad for your burn. You've gone and made it worse.
@Eramo88, you just revolutionized the "burn" comment.
@Eramo88, this burn was so sudden and intense i didnt know i was burned till i read your comment... ow
@Eramo88, Aloe you vera much!
@marycat1021, I'm noticing your profile pic and I've determined the winner
Asshole: I put up with all of your shjt!
And then the asshole refused to open for the next week and everything in her body stopped working and died. Moral or the story even assholes can be leaders
Well then I'll just shut myself shut and watch you die from your own sh1t
Who says boobs only attract males ;) I'm single ladies
Damn this joke got me hard
Not always attractive to the opposite sex
I'm going to need some reconstructive surgery for the new one it just ripped me.
Hello everybody. Welcome to the burn recovery program!
That actually hurt my soul
OH.... OH AIGHT
Hah! Better have Burn Heal! *runs to pokemart*
I have both boobs and a vagina... Therefore, I, the asshole, am the best
I provide the pleasure of huge sh*ts and flatulence and without me, a person would be in immense pain.
Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha...
@i shjt you not you minx.
@OneBurntWitch, but you're already burnt
@I shjt you not, which is why I needn't have gone for the burn salve.
Ouch, I did not see that coming
This must be an upload by- yes, yes it is.
I thought I'd heard this joke. Turns out it was a scorching burn.
You don't need to talk if you've already won the debate...
I am slain
Fvck you @IShjtYouNot
The answer still is dickbutt