And don't call me Shirley
@Pakmanlives, And you are?
@anddontcallmeshirly, does anyone speak jive?
@Pakmanlives, C... coral?
"We have to get this man to a hospital!" "A hospital? Doctor, what is it?" "Well, it's a big building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now."
Favorite comedy movie. Never gets old.
Boy:"Sugar?" Girl:"No thank you, I take it black... like my men" Boy: O_O
Literally my favourite film ever
I heard he has a drinking problem.
Vector, Victor. Roger, Rodger.
@RetardedSeagull, I am over Unger but under Dunn. While Unger is also over Dunn.
What was for dinner? It was either fish or steak. Oh right I remember, I had the lasagna.
You ever been in a turkish prison before?
I have a drinking problem. *water falls all over shirt*
27 September 2014 #27September2014 #September2014