Cool. Do they make one for feelings
@A Deformed Penis, yes, it’s called Don’t Be A Bitch
@I Are Lebo,
See that never worked for me, I use Heavy Drinking and Asian Porn.
@PottedPlant, you do you.
@I Are Lebo, i thought it was called “man up?”
@Your Darkest Secret, oh em gee! That’s a microaggression!
@I Are Lebo, your dick is micro and it’s being aggressive towards me
@A Deformed Penis, do they make one for will to live?
@FaceGhost, it's called vodka
@sgc6610, that’s only cuz it cares, baby!
@I Are Lebo, I can work with that
That's not how that works at all
@Donald Drumpf, it's certainly possible that it's like a clotting device so that you don't continue to bleed or infect the wound while you wait to be treated.
@I Am Captain Obvious, that could be possible, but this clearly says "heal" not "clot"
@Donald Drumpf, scientists produce “Cancer in a can”
@Prince super Vegeta , I dont think my sense of humor can fit in a can
@Donald Drumpf, self burn. Those are rare
Sounds like cancer in a can
@Raki Zaki, that's what I thought. This is some cancer just waiting to happen
imma spray that in someones eye just to see what happens
*whispers so not to draw attention* can I use it to regrow my foreskin?
Well, they had spray on shoes years ago in cloudy with a chance of meatballs
If this is real then that would be awesome I feel like this is some kinda syfy futuristic movie type thing
Thanks for 2017 news
That can't be real just yet to the public. Medical institutes will be fighting over the rights for it for mass profits.
More like they prob just put skin coloured paint with some clogging agent to stop you from bleeding. Now that has been produced.