Oh boy what a deal! *proceeds to steal jewelry*
@Sweet Revenge, *Shoplifts* *Gets away with it* awww :(
@Sweet Revenge, don't you mean "steal"?
The Jews are gonna love this
@Crapcrapper, this made me laugh, so I evened out your votes for you
I saw this sign as a kid and I thought "hey cool. I've always actually wanted to ride in a police car." So I stole something on purpose and I got caught and they asked why I stole and I said "because j wanted to ride in a police car for once." And they just laughed and let me go. I never got to ride in the car 😞
@ComedyPro, Thaaat's hilariously tragic
I can pay for their donuts!
I used to see these all the time
You have to get caught for all that to happen
Bernie Sanders supporters be like: Free?!?!
Remember you have to first escape and then come back after hiding the item, proclaiming your victory and telling them to bow down to your supreme shoplifting self.
Might not work otherwise. Good luck and since it's dangerous to go alone, take this cat, they know the deal.
"Won't mom be proud?" No, she won't. Know why? She'll yell at me saying, "why didn't you jack the car and go on a high speed chase? Did gta teach you nothing? " my mom... she uh...is pretty cool
Drink aloud! Great!
@Waskly wabbit, allowed*
What a deal!
@ThatThingBehindYou, what a bargain!