If Harry Potter was like Christian Grey
A little more faith in humanity lost that 50 shades of grey set a literary selling record
@Nathan, reading that book was like taking dictation from a brain-damaged orangutan with a constant erection
@DoctorThrob, porn is porn. This is just porn that they can get away with because it's doesn't fit the general definition of porn.
@Nathan, That book is one of so far only three books that I would actually burn.
@Godhunter, what are the other two?
Why doesn't stuck pixel just show the picture in hi-res at first and not have it as an option
@whitepeoplemeet, It would create a heavy load on our servers, which could lead to more app issues.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
But boys weren't allowed in girl's dormitories.
Feel like more creative comments coulda been made on that tumblr post than "HAHAHA"...
If you replace wand with willie is it so hilarious. Harry raised his wand. Expecto Patronum! A slivery wisp of vapour slid from the wand
@Rojav, panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Hart stuck his *wand* back into his trousers and tried to look innocent. If you want more go check out the Facebook group
Does it bother anyone else that millions of people watch porn every day but the second people start reading it, then people say their faith in humanity has been lost? It's kind of a double standard if you ask me
True story: I was in the car with my mom and found that book in the glove department. We didn't speak the whole ride
"Expecto Patronum" actual translates to "I am awaiting a Patron" the more you know :D
All the terrorist in club gitmo love these books
Good old JK!
Two words: Wingardium leviosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Hey, woman are too classy to watch porn... but they will read the f*ck out of it! (Seriously, any book you find in the 'Romance' section of a book store/ library is pretty much just chick porn.)
It's okay though; he had the angel blade
do you think harry ever stuck his wand up his butt for pleasure
@jizz monkey, EVERY. DAM. DAY
Emma Watson would've been even better in the movies!