A collage of jadens finest
It Really Bugs Me When People Type Like This For Some Reason
@a funny username, OR LIKE THIS
@John Titor, oR LIKE THIS
@a funny username, fVCK tHE sYSTEM¡¡¡
@a funny username, yeP
@yDselxic, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, and Tavros Nitram would probably disagree with each of you.
@Bonersaurus, you guys should checkout YourGrammarSucks by Jacksfilms
@a funny username, I read it almost like how Siri talks.
I bet Jaden just gets high as fvck then writes down random bullshjt
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Goats Are Like Mushrooms. If You Shoot A Duck, I'm Afraid Of Toasters.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I don't think he's high... Dumb? Definitely.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, see, if it were you or I, I would agree that drugs were involved. This kid though, he suffers what we call advanced stupid.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I enjoy getting stoned, and even when high I think he is a moron. Also he needs to wipe that stupid look off of his face.
@yDselxic, omg. You made my day xD hahaha
I'm pretty sure it's clear he's just trolling now. He wore a batman suit to Kim and Kanye's wedding.
I want to meet the one person who thinks Jaden Smith is a genius.
@Voltorb, I present to you: Jaden Smith.
How Can Trees Be Blue If Our Eyes Aren't Real
When I read these I can feel my brain cells dying.
He writes this stuff...gets thousands of retweets and favorites. I actually write something intelligent, no one bats an eye...
Jaden is the "what if I told you" meme but on shrooms.
"If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth." -Jaden Smith
23 June 2014 #23June2014
Maybe he capitalizes every word because each Tweet is the title of an upcoming sequel to After Earth.
Ouch that hurt my brain.
@ihaveboobies, Too deep for you?
When you high
Maybe he just does this for the lols. Be like, "I'm going to just type some random sh!t and see what reactions I get.
His father looks so proud of him
Oh Scoop Life you so cray cray
In a parallel world this all makes sense and people worship him
*waits for Jaden S to comment so to tell him his new name is "Scoop Life"*
If I Am Impersonating Jaden Smith Am I Jaden Smith?
He looks really confused
I think he may be color blind.
He smokes a lot of weed
Why does he always look constipated or like he's taking a crap?
*creates rainbow "the more you know"
What's a scoop life? Are you colour blind? I think you are. You seem very upset about "nutrients". *reads* wait.... What does this say? Let me read it again, "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren-" 😐
I swear 99% of the time this kids high off his ass
Confession time! I'm 17 years old, and I always thought Jaden was attractive..... Then I got a twitter account and decided to stalk him (cause girls do that to their celebrity boyfriends)... Long story short, I think he has some interesting things to say, we might just not understand them because Of The Retarded Way He Types and because there's a freaking character limit on Twitter......... Or maybe he's just stupid. :P I still find him attractive though. :D
This comment was pointless
I want what he's on.
The tree one kinda makes sense...with deforestation and whatnot. He's still an idiot though.
Further proof, sometimes it skips a generation.
He is just that stupid, no drugs
God I want to punch him
He looks high all the time or stupid, I can't really tell.
Jaden Smith Is Probably The Greatest Philosopher Of Our Time
HCMBRIOEAR..... so it's not an acronym....