I've tried that, didn't work out. I tried to go for at least a week without masturbating, but I got to a day and a half, and I gave in. I'm sorry, Jesus.
@McChode, Try r/nofap
@Jdrawer, What's that?
@McChode, It's a subreddit dedicated to helping people not masturbate.
@Jdrawer, Oh, okay. Thank you for the suggestion. Might check it out
@McChode, I'm not *fap fap fap*
@McChode, I gave up jerking off and it was the best decision of my life
@Michael Fassbender, pussy beats hand. Thats from the legendary game, pussy, hand, oral
@Michael Fassbender, how..why...what? So many questions...
@Michael Fassbender, If only I was as strong as you...
@Swagneto, anal beats all
@Swagneto, how: I weened off of it, gave up porn and if I got really strong urges jerked off with imagination, but I only had to do that like twice cause it's a lot harder. After about a month I jerked off to porn again and felt really guilty, like it was wasted on my hand instead of a girl. Why: I would just remember how much better sex felt if I didn't jerk off for a while before having it. If I jerked of the day before it was ok, but if it had been a couple days it was a lot better for both of us. I'm unsure if it's a placebo effect, but I feel as if I have more testosterone and in general more masculine. I've done Rants on porn before, but an abridged version is that pornstars are perfect and mess up your expectations of women. What: What?
@Michael Fassbender, Dude, you are speaking a lot of truth and thanks for sharing with us. Been trying to quit as well and this gave me a little more insight. Appreciate the help.
@The Last King, you should try, it helps a lot. Maybe use imagination for a month then try a month without jerking off
@The Last King, boredom is your worst enemy here
@Michael Fassbender, I just want to stop completely, like cold turkey lol. Just wanna be free from the thought and desire of it, know what I mean. Definitely boredom and the occasional junk touch is the worst enemy. The whole thought of "fvck it, why not?" Is the worst lol.
I was disappointed when it wasn't a yo mamma joke
@Imagining dragons , I expected dickbutt
Zoom out one more level and we might actually be able to fit your mamma in a single frame!
There is a lot of space and matter. Therefore morality is irrelevant. This is called a non sequitur. Thank you, come again.
He's got the whole world in his hands...
@Sexy Homunculus, bray wyatt?
Joking aside, I find the scale of this terrifying. Don't even want to think what's beyond the observable
@Says wrong thing guy, I know. It freaks me out to try to fathom the whole thing. Argh! Does it end somewhere? CREE- PY!
Show me what you got!
@Ceaseless Cessation , Disqualified! Disqualified!
Don't have gay sex. The gay waves fück up stars around you
It's ok. I'm a fapstronaut.
I've seen this before, but damn did this draw me in to figure out what the purpose of this was for.
"and for the love of me, don't tick it in another guy"
Super cluster, observable universe, your mom.
@lockke, beat me to it
Having trouble with masturbation? Jesus will lend a hand!
Particularly if your galaxy is a Samsung Galaxy