I felt compelled to submit this because my name is indeed Jeff and I apparently own nukes, yay me
Holy shjt! I'm not joking on this, Jeff is my dad! He made some sort of political Facebook post and someone sent this to him. I was wondering if he was gonna be a meme! 😂
@OneHellOfAButler, has he met Linda? Together, we will defeat ISIS.
@Donald Trump, No, but I'm sure, you, him, and Linda will defeat ISIS within your presidency.
@OneHellOfAButler, so, just theoretically of course, someone could kidnap you and hold you ransom for a nuke? Interesting....
@Oujosh29, you know, I never thought about it like that
@Donald Trump, I have and uncle and aunt named Jeff and Linda, they must be the chosen ones
My name Jeff. Tiendo la bomba.
Jeff is the guy who destroyed the office restroom that one time.
Fear the mighty Jeff! For he alone can decide the fate of the world with one push of a button. *Jeff sits on it* "Well sh*t!"
Does it bother anyone else that Pakistan and India should be switched?
@ZombieApocalypse , now it does
Legend 115 is pretty happy today, good day to be Jeff
Unfortunately, I gotta be the party pooper of the day and inform you all that this is fake. Sorry folks.
My personal nuclear arsenal is about that of South Korea. I also have fewer than 10
Wtf is with this world
Wait your dad has nukes?
@Exotic Xer, fewer than 10 nukes. I have fewer than ten nukes as well
@correction, ohhh haha.
Also this was supposed to be a reply to the top comment, not sure what happened but thanks
It would take 2,531,000 nukes to completely cover the earths surface. They're at a measly .000006% so far.
@ImNotRacistBut, it's not about blowing up the whole earth, it's how they hypothesize that even a couple hundred nukes going off in quick succession could destroy our atmosphere
@ImNotRacistBut, also, most of the earth's surface is water. Land is probably the intended target so they're like 71% closer than you originally thought.