You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse
@SqurtieMan, but...but...but... Skillet
@SqurtieMan, one word... Disciple
@I Broke Benjamin, Jars of Clay m8
@I Broke Benjamin, @IBone, Both of those bands are meh.
@CriTiKa1, but I really like those bands
@SqurtieMan, I tell you what
@SqurtieMan, you must have never listened to switchfoot
@I Broke Benjamin, Switchfoot, Memphis May Fire, and Hillsong Young & Free
@SqurtieMan, I couldn't agree more
@SqurtieMan, In ways, you are definitely right, but if you look harder, you will see that there is actually a lot of amazing Christian rock bands. Personally, disciple and skillet are okay, but they aren't amazing. You need to look up a band called Sent by Ravens.
@Dovaakhin, hey I've been to a Skillet concert once and they put on the best show I've ever been to. They are infinitely better live. Awesome pyrotechnics and whatnot...yea sweet stuff.
@SqurtieMan, burzum, mayhem, death, bathory, darkthrone
@I Broke Benjamin, I have a feeling your name is a reference to Breaking Benjamin
@BugCatcherKevin, your feeling is right
@I Broke Benjamin, thousand foot krutch
@Spotted Dick, tru dat. Light up the sky
@I Broke Benjamin, Red, you forgot!
@CrazyManInaBox, of course I did!
@I Broke Benjamin, I personally like Lincoln Brewster. He has some killer guitar solos.
@I Broke Benjamin, was he falling inside the black?
@Your Left Testicle, yes.
@SqurtieMan, Mmmmmmmmmemphis May Fire
@I Broke Benjamin, not as good as Tool
@IBone, not as good as Metallica
@TVs Adam West, Don't forget P.O.D.
@I Broke Benjamin, skillet is really good. So are groups like Decyfer Down, Red, etc.
@SqurtieMan, I'm so glad that there are actually people who know that there is some fantastic Christian Rock
I just did this all night as a joke with my homecoming date last night. In other news, guys I had a homecoming date!
@FriendlyWalrus, hey me too! It was great and everytime we started dancing or grinding (it's highschool this shjt happens) and I would just say " LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS." Best part; she knew I was an atheist
@FriendlyWalrus, haha me too. And last night.
@FriendlyWalrus, emphasis on "had."
@FriendlyWalrus, I got asked but I told him no, I guess I could've had a date but ehhhh, I'd rather watch anime and eat pizza at home than dance in an uncomfortable dress all night.
@Your Grandmas Tits, *slaps face back and fourth* You *slap* have *slap* to *slap* get *slap* a *slap* social *slap* fvcking *slap* life. You have disappointed me
@Murderin Mike, I'm sorry Mike but I can't go to *twitches* the outernet
@Your Grandmas Tits, the outernet is a whole new world! There's whores, there's douchebags, there's "gangstas", there's murderers (my favorite), and there's thieves! *proceeds to watch anime and see how life could be but knows it could never be as awesome no matter how hard he tried because of the douchebags and whores and is driven to a murderous rampage carving 'murderin mike done it', 'he will find you', 'you smell different when you're awake'*
@Murderin Mike, If life was like anime that'd be great.
@Your Grandmas Tits, I would so defy gravity and kick people off motorcycles (clannad reference), and stay in a world where you could shank your friends and them not dying (angel beats!)
@Murderin Mike, Yeah or a world full of wizards and magic powers (Fairytale) or meet someone like Yuki (Fruits Basket)
@Your Grandmas Tits, all in favor?
@Murderin Mike, *raises hand*
@Your Grandmas Tits, approved *slams hammer down* now to talk to the creators of the galaxy
Growing up going to catholic schools, I know this all too well.
@HaileyPotter, -hank hill
@HaileyPotter, seventh day Adventist aren't even aloud to dance. We have banquets.
*twerks on the holy spirit*
I will make up for that gap for giving her a bible length tonight
I went to a private Christian school and can confirm that this is actually 100% accurate
When I went to catholic school, we had to learn how to ballroom dance and they made it explicitly clear to the boys to keep their hands on the waist and nowhere else
Was at a friends wedding and yelled that during the father daughter dance.
I'm pretty sure they are Eiffel Towering the holy spirit....kinky.
Just Mormon things
5 October 2014 #5October2014 #October2014
Christ must be grinding pretty hard
Lucky thing I use a miniature bible. ;D
Wait I thought I was suppose to be "filled" with the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit fills a hole in me.
Lucky you, I just downloaded the Bible to an SD card.
Funny, I get the Holy Spirit to group hug us while we dance. So... Yeah
This... I like this
You know the Bible fits on CD now... Heck, it's WiFi now... ;-)