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"I help those who help themselves"-Zoidberg Jesus
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"A man drowned!!! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL!!!"
@Redtiger, "Medamnit son! You're supposed to save them!"
Old but delicious retoast, no complaints here
Yeah right, I need Jesus' help like I need a hole in the hand.
@VibratingButtChomper, or foot.
I thought he had a pizza cutter in his head for too long
Always keep your eyes on the water, always have your rescue buoy
Omg. This reminds me of the Aladdin tv episode where there's a mermaid who traps Jasmine under the sea so she can f-ck Aladdin.
And he was always late when we had to rotate stands.
"I help those who help themselves"-Zoidberg Jesus