"C'mon son, you're going to be late for school!"
"Hold on, mom, I have to go jizz again. It's like the 3rd time this morning."
*mom looks at husband* "He gets that from you."
@I shjt you not, *came to an update early**doesn't know what to comment** looks at I shjt you not's comment**upvotes it*
@Skrub, came too early, huehuehuehuehuehuehue
@I shjt you not, consistently good comments. I thank thee
@I shjt you not, "You didn't complain about it last night....Didn't complain about it the third time either."
And somehow no one stopped him? Who else doesn't find these funny.
@lonely potato, I thought meh it isn't super funny. It was a ha on the hahahahahahaha scale. However it was funny when I read I shjt you not's comment. Also I'm sure most of these jokes don't actually happen. Most of them a dream. Like how a lonely potato is dream.
@lonely potato, Where's Latvian Comedian when we need him?
@arealwerewolf, I'm not sure if that was supposed to be isting that last part, but I don't think it was. Just please explain, no trouble
@lonely potato, Latvian dream just potato.
Still can't relate with these pictures
Seriously, this kid is capital R retarded. Nobody relates to this. .....right?
@I Are Lebo, Un-relatable Randy strikes yet again!
@I Are Lebo, This meme is Confession Kid. It is not always relatable, but it's usually created by someone admitting a silly thought they had as a child.
Plot twist: He's really a she.
Who takes one jizz that lasts years?
What child thinks that?
For the first time one I can actually relate to
A friend of mine used to work the checkouts at the local supermarket. One day out of sheer boredom, he made of tally of people he could say jizz to in place of cheers (thanks). He racked up well over a hundred.
28 August 2014 #28August2014
"This is jizzing me off!"
I'm calling BS on this one
Saw that Scarlet & Jennifer mash, going to be taking a jizz for a while:
These used to be relatable now it's just lets make some thing really crazy and see who the freaks are