What if I said I'm not like the otters?
What if I said I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender.
What if I say that I'll never surrender?
@Thinlizzy, so who, are you
So who, are you
NOW WHO, ARE YOU!!!
@KaijuKoitus, An Otter
@Thinlizzy, wouldn't she be homeless or something
Here come the otter puns
@Bow To Your Senpai, ya but speed em up, I've hotter Otter plans
@Bow To Your Senpai, o god I just read my reply, I'll go commit seppuku now
@Bow To Your Senpai, I don't see any puns so how can there be otter ones
@Bow To Your Senpai, That's otterageous
@Bow To Your Senpai, seems like that applies more to beavers than otters.
@Bow To Your Senpai, yeah, otters don't build dams...
@Boy Toy Named Troy, @Bow To Your Senpai, dam that's worth a seal of approval (can't kelp myself)
Harry Otter and the scales of god
You weasel ton
It doesn't pay that great, but it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done, tank cleaning notwithstanding.
Fun fact: J.K. Rowling wanted Hermione to be a lot like herself, and that's why her patronus is an otter, it's Rowling's favorite animal.