"Well its a good thing I believe in reincarnation or this wouldn't have been possible"
@Reply if you dare, what do I win?
@Mister Tee, my upvote
@Reply if you dare, woohoo! Winnerrrrr
I'm looking for employers who know basic math
"I know the requirements say no experience necessary for this entry level position, but we require 5 years experience, able to speak 10 languages, have special licenses and a master's degree in basic math."
Been filing paperwork ever since my momma popped me out.
Still not funny
Totally gonna have that! Gotta job right out the womb..
Benjamin Button reporting for duty