Well, I had to do it. Don't tell me how to like my life ;-;
ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER
@Thinlizzy, Okay... What about it?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, I like to call it the stomach tickler
@Thinlizzy, oh yeahaha why's that
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, I'll let your imagination figure that one out
And i made sausages the end.
She wanted my Oscar Maye- oh. I see MrWonka has already commented that. I have found my new nemesis...
@Glorious Grapefruit, I thought we were Frenemies...... Right?! o.O
@MrWonka, Well maybe we can become MORE than friends...*awkwardly winks*
...Best friends. What did you think I was going to say?
@Glorious Grapefruit, (Slams back to wall).......Yeah, yeah Best Friends! Not like you were gonna say Friends with Benefits, heh.....
@MrWonka, Those. Those emojis. I cannot tell if they arouse me, or terrify me.
Yeahh 😅 I was making lunch and got a snapchat idea
@Murderin Mike, Mike, those Jumbo wieners gave me a craving for hot dogs, thanks 😖
@MrWonka, you're welcome. I suggest using the blood from a pure virgin donkey that's been washed every day, no exceptions.
@Murderin Mike, 😳
Your Oscar Mayer?
All 110 calories of it
@Turing, and all that salt 😵
Photoshop level: preschooler on MS Paint.
@mymateo, *insert close enough meme*
With two eggs.
O ya baby it's giant wait why are you laughing stop laughing
Many girls also desire my Oscar Mayer
My hot dog.
I feel like the giant yellow lines under the largest text on the container were a little insulting