When she says she wants kids
He didn't have someone hold his beer. That was the true failure
@Chickenstomper, I'm upvoting you specifically because someone else downvoted you. I'd downvote the top comment too but I'm not an insufferable piece of shît.
@Chickenstomper, the added wind resistance caused by the beer was indeed the downfall of this gentleman, Stomper. Let's go down to Taquito in the arena for the post game interview.
He didn't tell/get someone to hold his beer for him... Thus, he failed.
There was an attempt 🌟
@RhettandLink, at the crack of dawn
@RhettandLink, 🌟revoked - He dropped his beer.
His hat almost made it to safety
He was so close to breaking his neck
That's one way to get a free vasectomy
@Prof Peeps, Michael Fassbender, weren't you wanting one of these?
This guy's either drunk or an Imbecile
Playing Pokemon go
*Chariots of Fire plays*
Oh... he ded.
If you look real close, you can see the moment where he realizezs that his whole world will shatter.
The perfect "Wasted"
And then the sharks came...
I heard nuts cracking from here
Pretty sure this is some kind of metaphor
At least the beer made it across.
Even if he landed this, I wouldn't have been impressed. It's like he is hoping for that nut shot more than landing with his beer full.
Not redneck enough, he spilt his beer.