When you're out with the squad and you realize mom wanted you home an hour ago
@RotaryKing, and your mom gives you a horrible haircut as punishment.
I've made a terrible mistake
When you say "a little off the top"
At that moment Timmy realized, he fvcked up.
When you realize you didn't study for the test.
First day or Marine Corps bootcamp
When the drugs kick in.
First day in the Army ......
Barber: how do you want it?
Kid: just a little of the top.
Barber: ok, got ya.
*hacks away at hair*
Kid: what have you done??
"Just a trim"