Your crush isn’t with you, but she is taking some seed
I have a crush apparently, I feel better now
@theprofprofessor, hey man! Your future wife is somewhere out there right now.
Doing some other guy
@seeUpee, also with a very well furnished tape worm
@StupidPotatoes, that is how she eats like a pig and stays looking hot as hell!!!
@seeUpee, that's a fair point. Didn't think of it that way. Screw clean living, let's get a tapeworm up in this bïtch!
@StupidPotatoes, watch those extra pounds disappear!!!
@seeUpee, !!!the #1 tip gyms and personal trainers dont want you to know!!!
@StupidPotatoes, for the low-low price of 19.99 plus S+H you too can have a tape worm. Act now StupidPotatoes and you can have a second tape worm to give to your signifícate other for Free plus S+H (hope is me, my tapeworms needs a friend) That is lower than one month of most gym memberships. Call now!
At least someone’s getting their nut
That’s a female tapeworm. Now she’s gonna have these human/worm hybrids growing inside her... you’re welcome.
@Snarfel Burger, this image will do *unzips pants*
Gross. On many levels. I’m in