Feel free to give yourself a congratulatory handjob after reading this description
*reads description* on it
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, damn short trigger
@skedda, go hard or go home
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, *Also reads description* Alright, who wants mine?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, but... I'm at work
@FullMetalAlcoholist, don't act like you haven't done it at work before. We all have.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, already done
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, but I'm out in public. What do I do?
@Young Man Logan, *Darth Sidious voice* Do it.
That's how I learned to ride a bike. In Hawaii, we learn how to swim at an early age as infants. Our parents would blow in our face and toss us in the ocean. We learned how to swim. Fast.