Or your nuts.
@Shnazmaster, Now replace the melon with your testicles 😈
@MrWonka, easy there satan
GIVE ME THAT WATERMAHLONE!
@Chuck N, was that a zefrank reference?
Gotta eat the booty like groceries.
When she says it's her first time
@whitebook724, and she's angry at you.
@PleaseBelieveMe, or just hungry lol
Don't fvck with alligator snapping turtles
What type of dog is this?
@Grybo101, saint Bernard/ chiuawa cross
This is why Mario has trouble with Koopas.
@The Handlebar , imagine if it were the red kind
@Zergmare , or worse, the blue kind!!
Om nom nom!
Is that Bowser?
@Sw1per, before he grew his hair out, yes
Black people be like...
@Hipyo, i love these kingbach gifs !
so, a blowjob is off the cards"
Now let's try a human head…
@DarkSock, babies head.
@PleaseBelieveMe, well that is just not right… I like the cut of your jib, sir…
My girlfriend trying to give head for the first time.
@Funnypicscrub, and she's angry at you.
I am the reaper
Now where's my Grape Drink?!
Is that a blacking turtle?
I'm sorry that was really bad.
Stick....stick your dick in it
Put those plastic eyes on is
Way to go chompers
"We've replaced our regular doctor of circumcisions with this turtle. Let's see if these newborns can tell the difference."
This is Ivan's turtle
Now put your penis in front of him.
I'll take 3.
TMNT 2 looking good!
When she accidentally uses her teeth.
He's ready for battle
When you swallow gum...
When you first get to play with boobies and you want to try stuff
How people look in NY now that we're finally having decent weather.
Is that like that guys guard dog? If it gets to you be scared. But uhh... only if he gets there