but I ain't
Twitter banned me last month and ever since I've been in the dark on so many current events. It's been so nice not knowing things.
@Nudity Industries, you have to tell us how you got banned now
@Nudity Industries, I banned Twitter before it could ban me, checkmate stupid bird
@Nudity Industries, someone hacked my twitter account and it got deleted. I feel so much better without it.
@shareeeeeee, Bernie Sanders posted a tweet asking what we will tell our children and grandchildren we did about climate change. I replied with something along the lines of "we will have killed all the politicians that do nothing but blow hot air."
Admittedly, I should have said "gotten rid of" instead of "killed", but still, I wasn't threatening anyone in particular, and people have said much worse on there with no consequence.
And I can still use my account. I just can't interact with anyone and my timeline is like 5% of what it used to be.
@Nudity Industries, that wasnt even the first time I was banned. My original account was completely banned because I made it before I turned 13 (I was 12). Mind you, I was 17 when I put my birthday in, and there was an appeal option that said "I was under 13 when I created the account but am over 13 now." That account was in limbo for like 3 years until it was completely deleted a few months ago
@Nudity Industries, I stopped caring about world events years ago I’d rather live in ignorance than hear nothing but the bad news because good news doesn’t sell well
Tbh memes are how I get my news, I trust random strangers online more than most media sources.
@generic zombie, as you should.
@generic zombie, random strangers are more reliable sources at this point
@generic zombie, if it doesn’t make it to the memes, it’s not important enough for me.
@Mr Star, except the guy that says that he knows the exact day that Jesus was born. Just throw out everything that person says.
Oh yeah, like that volcano that erupted recently
“This feels… real.”
It’s funny because of the F word.