This is mah swamp
I love Shrek so much, I have all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and he calls me a f@ggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I call him a cvnt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
My face hurts now
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A ...warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
I am so happy
@Totrollornottotroll, He whispers in to my ear, "This is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
@Totrollornottotroll, Pls moat
@Totrollornottotroll, da fvck did i just read...
@Geek Squad Agent, love
@Totrollornottotroll, #Bestcomments #storytime
"Ogres are like onions." "They make you cry?" "Yesssss"
@I shjt you not, I'll make you cry...
@Awakan, hail hydra
@I shjt you not, If you believe, onions can do anything
It's all ogre now.
@Free WiFi, it's never ogre
@Free WiFi, its over when I say its oger
@Theevilchao, ogre my bad
@Free WiFi, this is my swamp
@Doge Shakur, is this the part where I bend ogre?
@Theevilchao, Hail Hydra
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
@Theevilchao, sorry for being dumb, but what is that saying from?
@Nipples, pic 98660
@Nipples, type it into YouTube, you won't regret it
@Nipples, yes you will. You will very much regret it.
@Nipples, no from the YouTube video "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life"
@TheDobbyDobbster, I regret it
@TheDobbyDobbster, I searched it in Google and it was originally a 4chan post. Just go to knowyourmeme and search it there.
@Nipples, search up the saying on YouTube
Ogre m'aye dead bodeh.
Idgi what's with the Shrek resurgence?
@Top Tags, ask the great ogrelord
How you doin lil mama let me whisper in yo ear, tell you somethin you might like to hear
@Hail hydra, that's what I was going to say
And I thought love was only true in fairy tales.
6 May 2014 #6May2014
@Free Wifi, it's never ogre
My sphincter is having ptsd flashbacks upon seeing shrek
Whisper: Hail Hydra.
He's about to get shrecked...
If y'all actually focus on the video it's about a gay guy who hasn't come out yet because his dad is homophobic and he ends up committing suicide.
All hail The Ogrelord.
It's all ogre now
Shrek is love Shrek is life
You will only find true happiness once you believe. Shrek is love. Shrek is life
Ogre meh dead bodeh
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.