"YO, SHUT THE FVCK UP! HOMIE IS TRYING TO TELL SOME JOKES!"
@Grimoire Weiss, Aziz Ansari!
@Grimoire Weiss, hahahaha great reference. Love that story
I don't think Kanye knows what "enigma" means
@AK47, I don't think Kanye knows anything outside of his ego
Its men like him that make me wish the Winchesters were real
I wonder how much chapstick he goes through in a week
@MadameA, he has to by it in 5 gallon buckets and use a paint roller.
He is so unattractive mostly because of how egotistical and douchy he is.
@meowarina, & because he's not that attractive on the outside either
@Metzger, that too.
As if you've never been mad about being responsible for someone else's water bottle. That shjt sucks.
You guys know that this ego trip was predicted go listen to his old songs he even said himself and I quote "Wait till I get my money right, then you can't tell me nothin right." And now he has his money
@What kinda bullspit, Kanye has the biggest ego in the world, but he also backs it up by making amazing music. People can disagree with that but the amount of awards he has won is undeniable. Lil B is a better example of total bullsh*t in my opinion.
@Average Canadian, honestly I don't think any kind of music can back up an ego like his. Look at the crap the Beatles got when John said people preferred their concerts over church.
@Thrifty007, I know nothing can back up that size of ego but at least he some paperwork, I mean it could be a lot worse, and I am a bit bias because I love his music.
@Thrifty007, I beg to disagree. He makes outstanding music. Also, you don't have to read his quotes or watch his interviews if you don't like him.
Can we please just kill it already!? Someone with nothing to live for please do this one thing for me.
@stigmaoftherose, Are you asking for Kanye to kill himself?
@stigmaoftherose, that's kinda f*cked up. He may be a dick IRL, but he's a brilliant composer. Why should he die?
@Babou, brilliant would imply one has a brain. I don't personally listen to his music but I know a lot of people do so he may be good...brilliant composer would be like Beethoven or Mozart. Those guys actually understood sound to every degree.
@Appallo69, Composing isn't just for orchestras, when producers create a beat in a studio that's composing, when someone is mucking about on a guitar that's composing, when a DJ starts improvising on a track that's composing. The part where you write it down is just transcribing.
Do you like fish sticks?
@SuPeR6EiGhT, do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
@MrJojo, mouth, no , anus........
O Kanye. If you only knew what the real world thinks of you
He wants attention and he gets it
What do you meann I don't get it, House?! I'm a genius. I'll understand it, I just need to break it down is all. Now let's see... Somethin' about fish-sticks... interacting with me... makes me a gay fish.🐠
Kanye, really... Alright, now what do we know about fishsticks? They're breaded, they're fried, they're frozen. Then under me we have raapperr, ge..ni..us. And gay fish are homo..sex..ual. They swwim. Is it because breaded has something to do with genius? Which swims? No, because you said you like fish dicks, Kanye! Don't, don't you get it? You see, fish dicks is a is a play on words. I don't need anyone tellin' me "play on words"! I'm a motherfvckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfvckin' genius!
His statement regarding books explains everything. Also, somewhere in the world, Bill Cosby is rolling his eyes and sighing in disgust.
This must be where Jayden smith gets his tweet inspirations from.
I think my IQ just went down after reading his quotes. Although I did get a good laugh though.
You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
God this guys a d*ck
This is satire, right? This has to be satire. Right? RIGHT?!?
Happy Birthday Drew!!
Honestly, I can't even name a song by him.
@shareeeeeee, he's probably one of the most influential rappers of the past ten years
I think it's trying to communicate.
I hope he dies in a fire
I'm not even sure I know who this is. I'm sure I've never listened to any of his "music."
He is the only person to be called a jackass by the president of the United States. The more you know.
11 September 2014 #11September2014
Someone kill him
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just made it through this whole picture in 1 piece! Have a cookie! ^_^
Soo.. much... stupidity
He is the perfect example of how not to act when you become famous.
If you breathe in every element you'll die
Make it stop please some one kill me
I would pay literally anything to be able to see the look on Kanye Wests face if he ever came to the realization that he is an ignorant moron that nobody respects, who isn't a millionth the person he thinks he is.
Plot twist; everything about his life is a satire and he's brilliantly mocking the idolization of celebrities and pop stars who believe these things........jk he's a conceited poop face.
Kanye West is a good business man, a good rapper, a good father I would think I mean there hasn't been any controversies with his kids, he's extremely successful, and he's married to Kim K and yeah she's kind of a cvnt but don't even PRETEND that she isn't HOTT . If anyone deserves that big of an ego it's probably him.
@Guide to Fails, what an elegant and well put together argument
@MayITakeYourHatSir, for the Good father part, he named his kid North for fvck's sake. Kim isn't hot to me. I would prefer a natural body, not 90% silicone. Her face makes me screw my face up. And as for the "good" rapper, I have one line from his music. "I got my n!ggas in Paris, and they goin gorlazz"
@Guide to Fails, He has other kids, and regardless of her name North is well taken care of. I can't argue about preferences. The song, Paris, was written for fun, just watch the video. They're screwin around in an empty lot. If you take into account all of his other songs and everything else he's collabed on you'd see that he's easily one of the most influential and talented rappers of this generation.
This post gave me cancer.
I'm dead but this gave me cancer and killed me twice over. X_X
All Hail Black Kenny Powers!
This guy needs to get hit by a bus..... then lit of fire..... and shot numerous times.
I love the fifth last pic he is like "wut bro mess wit me bro i 360 no scpe ur mms as
Anyone see idiocracy??
Stupid prick. Has too big if an ego and sucks... He doesn't deserve the ego he has!
Kanye the type of guy to sneeze and say "bless me. Thank me. Im welcome."
I wish my ego was this big
Kanye West is at his Kanye Best
He should wear a fedora
This man has a child! Why isn't CPS doing something about this?!
@ThePhenom, Because he's a capable father as proven by him raising his other children just fine.
I disagree about the fur pillows.
It's funny because I'd like Kanye more if he wasn't actually serious about the crap he says
@Idogger, same probably goes for Jaden Smith
I really hope these narcissistic statements are jokes...
@A Fricking Poll, guarantee you they aren't
Is this for real? Did he actually say this stuff?
Wise words from the not so humble gay fish.