Say it like a deaf lumberjack
But does the fallen tree make a sound?
@Asriel, Yes, but unfortunately, it will NOT SHUT UP
Lookin at you Arbort
@Asriel, we established this a few updates ago.
@Asriel, Nope. No is there to hear it.
This match wasn't exactly made in heaven, but it'll do
@Glorious Grapefruit, perhaps it was made in purgatory?
@Glorious Grapefruit, A match made in heaven would light the first time you strike it.
A match made in heaven would already be giving off light.
@Glorious Grapefruit, actually my friend (blue text) never got a response from her.
@cdigitydoge, Oh so this is an actual conservation your friend had with her? I thought you had just found this on the Internet
@Glorious Grapefruit, haha no this is a screenshot from his iPod that I got him to send to me!
YEAHHHHH MY FIRST POST!!! I'm so happy!! I've been on this app for 4 YEARS!! Not a single post!! Today is a good day!!
Guy: "Do you want some good sex?"
Guy: "Then you came to the right guy!"
They end up banging
@Michael Fassbender, that's my friend. I can confirm she never talked to him again.
Ahahhahahahha. Out of everything on this app, this made me lose my sh!t the most
Its so much funnier when you yell it out loud.
Holy sht this got me good xD thanks lol
She didn't say roast me, though.
To be fair, Kember is a pretty stupid and terrible name
And I can't even get a message back
Still a better love story than twilight
How does that make him an asshoIe?
@TouchMyXBlade, Probably his name
@SimonPetrikov, his name is will actually.. If you're curious..