This is it. This is how humans will go extinct.
@Marida Cruz, and we go out with a Big Bang 😉
@Marida Cruz, well it would certainly help overpopulation if you think about it.
@Marida Cruz, Japan is trialling it as we speak
@Marida Cruz, pretty sure humans will go extinct when women figure out how to fertilize an egg with an egg and the genders take separate halves of the planet. Men will die trying to enjoy their half of the earth with some of them still hoping the girls come back, while the women burn each other to death over stupid things like Bethany totally stealing my girlfriend and not being able to agree on a colour for the female leaders house....
@slurpieboy101, well scientists have already figured out how to fertilize an egg with female bone marrow, and birth rates are still pretty high, so I'd say that's not likely.
@The Pun Shielder, maybe.
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
@Marida Cruz, Bill Burr had a bit about that. Said the s3x dolls would fvck us out of existence.
@Marida Cruz, anyone using a sex bot probably shouldn't reproduce anyway.
@Marida Cruz, I am ok with this. If i may be frank, if the world were to explode right now it would be a blessing. I might just get suspended from college for a year because a professor has a stick up his arse and docked me 10 points on a single assignment. So... Yea. FML 9000 is in full swing. Total nihilism here we go.
@LaDarkProphet, if the world exploded, you wouldn't be able to play games, watch tv, eat food, or look at memes, and neither would any friends or family you have. Are you sure you're okay with that?
@Marida Cruz, hmmmm... Yep. 7.4 billion people on this planet and 12.9% are malnourished. 36% live in extreme poverty. There are more people who live in extreme poverty then there are total Christians in the world which is a estimated 31%. 11% dont have clean drinking water. And i wont even get into the statistics of child abuse and human trafficking. On a more personal note, i am now absolutely lost because i might very well have to wait a whole year before i can ATTEMPT to get back into college. I had put all of my eggs into one proverbial basket and one pos with a petty vendetta is poised to throw it into the furnace. So... yea as of right now i would be pretty content with a reset button.
@LaDarkProphet, the world exploding isn't a reset button, it's a delete button. You wouldn't get another chance, you'd be dead.
@Marida Cruz, Well i meant an earth reset button. A dinosaur meteor level event would easily wipe out all of humanity but the earth itself would remain and life would continue on. I was not meaning a personal reset button. Thats impossible, and dumb. Yes, i am well aware i would be dead. Thats kinda the point. Of course if you took it more literal as in the entire world literally imploded then yea there would be no slate anymore.
@LaDarkProphet, look, I won't pretend I understand what your life is like or what you've been through, and I won't pretend that those global problems aren't real or that we as individuals can have any substantial impact on them in the immediate future. All I'll say is that as tempting as the call of the void might seem sometimes, things can always get better. It may not always seem like it, because the world can be cruel, but there's always some good to be found. Sometimes you have to work for it, sometimes it finds you, and sometimes it just seems to pop into existence out of nowhere. But whatever the case, you're probably not going to see it if you aren't looking for it. I won't give you some grand advice about what you should do or how you can cope, and just say whatever negative emotions you might be feeling, they won't go away unless you want them to. I hope something I said somewhere in there helps somehow, but i understand if it doesn't.
@LaDarkProphet, I'll also say this: there's a branch of nihilistic philosophy where like Nihilism, they believe nothing matters. The difference with this school of thought is the belief that because nothing matters, we have to create our own meaning in life.
@Marida Cruz, Things can always get better and they can always get worse. O, can things always get so much worse. And the world is not "can be cruel" but is cruel. Life is a harsh mistress. And while i do appreciate the sentiment, please understand my little whinny lamenting was more of a pathetic vent then any actual reflection of my mental state. Im one of those guys who rant the world should explode when the stappler doesnt work right the first try. Yes, my situation right now sucks harder then Riley Reid on happy hour. And yes, while there doesnt seem to be any viable solution right now to improve it, that doesnt mean ima give up and stay in bed all day crying over the spilt milk that was my hopes and dreams. All it means is i have a mess to clean up and need to start building a new basket. But thank you for your kind words. They actually did make me feel better ^-^
@Marida Cruz, And yes i am familiar with the various schools of thought. Im a practical realist at heart. And a skeptic. Neil DeGrasse Tyson had it right when he said we might not matter to the cosmos, but there in lies a unique beauty.
@LaDarkProphet, that anything I said helped even the slightest bit is good enough for me. The way I see it, people live in communities because deep down, most of us want to help each other, and we want to help ourselves. But doing things alone is hard sometimes, and I've been through times in my life where I felt hopeless, so I try to always say something when I see others in a similar mindset.
Nah, women wouldn't care, cause they got sexbots too
@PsychedelicCow, new generations will emerge from test tubes.
@PsychedelicCow, you know how many sex toys exist already for women that would arguably be better than a sexbot? You know how many issues still exist over men? It's far more likely that men can take the emotional aspect out of sex than women can just through biology.
@PsychedelicCow, jokes on them, men won't build them for women so they won't have any. Just a salami taped to a headboard.
I don’t need love, just ass!
Where the preorder link?
@LightskinDarkNig, You're paying 10 years in advance?
@Link Silverblade, in the envisioned world she said most men could afford it, at that point the tech would have to have been out awhile, become common place and readily available if it’s cheap enough that most could afford it. So in reality I’m waiting like a year or two tops if the vision is going to pan out and allow most men to have a sex bot.
if I preorder now I get it in like a year or two while you see my pornhub videos and order your own, at which point you order one and discover there’s a three year waiting list for the model you’d like, that’s five years to your sex bot sir, you should have asked for a link
@LightskinDarkNig, Damn, you really thought this through; I guess I'll just chill for the next five years with a fleshlight...
Man, this is wild. Comments, post and all, because I just watched the “Paper Tiger” special by Bill Burr and now this comment section is just word for word what I just heard minutes ago.
Just 10 more years and all my women problems will be solved
This just sounds like Gazorpazorp the origins.
Rick and morty already covered this guys. Guys with sexbots will bomb each other back to the stone age and women will go start their own society
I swear, I’ve never met a sane woman.
Who hurt you
Neither do I.