seriously I bet that night ROCKED. hahaha oh man, I'll let myself out
Are bards also pioneers? Cause it looks like he rode that Boulder
@SimonPetrikov, It's not just a boulder, it's a rock.
@Agent Upvote, BBR = Big Beautiful Rock
She rolls a 1, pregnant with triplets
Sometimes you're just rock hard
I was a bard with gold and steel touch. I made money for my team. I then got bored and turned one of my arms into a steel weapon.
GM "a large boulder blocks your path" Bard "I seduce the boulder" rolls 20
Does anybody care to explain?
@Jdrawer, in D&D you pick your race (examples are human, elf, dwarf) each come with their own powers. To give the players more options some of the races have half breeds. (half-elf, half-dragon, half-orc) The joke is funny because it implies somebody (the bard) is having sex with all these races.
@dogsowar2000, Due to their natural charisma, gotcha.