Even if you believe in god the last thing you should be worried about is jacking off. God doesn’t give a shjt if you jack off, god only cares if you don’t send money to me, Pastor Richards. The day is coming, and coming soon, when the Artificial Suns will rain down to punish the degenerates of this city. But you can save yourself. The Pastor Richards Salvation Statue will be a completely self-sufficient community. We have canned food rations, private living quarters, and enough supplies to survive happily the predicted 40,000 years of nuclear winter. Dial 1-8669-SAVEME today!
Thank you for your approval but your too late. My nut hath bust already
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, it has been a minute... you are already pantless... you ready to go again!!! Be a good uncle
Is that what the cheese is made out of? Makes sense.
Don’t deprive yourself of pleasure
@megamanx181x, if I didn’t look at the picture before, your comment seems way more wholesome and meaningful.
@JAMA, more then meets the eye eh??
@megamanx181x, stick it under a picture of Albert Einstein, it’ll become a thing.
God will be the end of you, you filthy commie!
*mounts nuclear warhead with cowboy hat*