@I work at Mazda , Mr. Mazda guy, why do your cars rust so easily?
@WifitheRouter, you must live up north..
This isn’t why I carry a stick(or bat) when I go into mother nature nowadays. It’s because the damn mooses won’t stop threatening to attack me at least twice a week... This week it happened thrice, damn mooses, especially the one with a kid, that one was even more angry. Luckily it’s usually fine even if they charge at you, just don’t move and then start backing away slowly. They will stop a meter away from you(they’re big pussies that likes to pretend that they’re awesome but is actually cowardly and won’t attack unless truly cornered or angry), maybe showing they mean business by kicking into the air, but they won’t truly attack if you don’t piss them off too much...
But nowadays I walk my dogs with a baseball bat. When the damn mooses dare to get too close, I just whack them right on the nose, that sends them running away quickly.
Living at forest areas in Sweden is great, right? Mooses aren’t all bad though, one time a moose chased my sh*tty neighbor down the road, hilarious.
Why is his bike talking
I just used my shoe on my back tire if my brakes didn't work
It’s incredible how this meme actually makes me laugh
You could just use your shoe as a brake for your back tire.
Is this The Girl Who Leapt Through Time?
Maybe he'd steer better if he wasn't carrying a stick