When I was 2, I was in a grocery store woth my dad. I shouted at the top of my lungs "dad does that big fat black lady have a penis?!?!" father was mortified.
@Scottles, why did you see someone's penis? What kind of store was that???
@ Officer Shaft, I didn't see a penis, I was asking if a very fat and ugly woman had a penis
@Scottles, ah. For some reason I mentally added the word "why" before dad. The mind sees what it wants, I suppose.
@Scottles, oh my god. I feel so bad for your dad lol
@Scottles, one time when i was at church with my family my younger brother (he was four at the time) yelled out in the middle of service from the men's bathroom, "moooom? I need you to wipe my butt!!". I almost died laughing. My mom didn't find it so funny lmao
@Scottles, and that's why they never let you out of the basement again.
@Scottles, I live in a small town where there aren't many minorities. My uncle was at the grocery store with his mother when he was young, pointed at a black person and shouted "Look Mommy, there's a n!gger!"
Shoutout to the artist for this beautiful piece of scenery I have been allowed to lay my eyes upon 🐫
That is sarcasm camel. I promise this will catch on
@Juan Del Rio, I will be sure to use it as much as possible.
@Juan Del Rio, yeah, so will I 🐫
@Juan Del Rio, Yeah, sure it will 🐫 :)
@GoFhakUrself, I cannot even begin to explain the paradox your comment has created
@Juan Del Rio, why not (Kappa) to denote sarcasm? Maybe （；￣ェ￣）?
@Juan Del Rio, so that's where my pet camel got to
My girlfriend and I were camping with her niece and nephew who were 5 and 3 at the time. Next morning, I walked the boy to the bathroom he dropped his pants to his ankles to pee. I laughed and thought it was kind of funny and I too used the facilities. We he was done he grabbed he pants, pulled them up, flushed and started to walk towards me. I at the time was still relieving myself. Nervous that he was getting close and asked him to back away. It was too late. He then said, very loudly "WOW! You have a really big penis!" My face had never been more red. And I can assure you I do not, but to a three year old anything looks big compared to theirs. The other men in the bathroom chuckled and now looking back, I guess it's a funny story.
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, was at a busy bathroom in Disneyland, a guy and his kid enter, kids holding a plush snake. The dad asks "want me to hold your snakey while you go?" People are kind of snickering, guy realizes what he said, "that didn't sound right". Needless to say everyone had a good laugh in there. Ahhh bathroom stories.
Me: "God hates him so he gave him an ugly face.", "No, she's fat.", "Yes, I'm an alcoholic and I need help."
*sees Muslim woman with her face covered
"Mom, is that lady a ninja?"
Yeah kids woooo. Go get children yeahhhh. You don't know what it's like until you have your own. And even then it's still the absolute worst fjcking thing ever
I'll accept them being penguins
Club penguin has really gone downhill