And each was subsequently offered an executive position at ifunny.
@PKitty, except for the 100% test kid, he can come here
"Strong as a toilet"?
@Martian Manhunter , Have you ever broken a toilet?
@PBnJ, Me and my buddies actually broke a toilet at band camp one year and fixed it with tooth paste, true story.
@BRAZZERS, Please stay away from Tom and Jerry—they’re happy together.
@PBnJ, yes, and i have the scar on my shin to prove it.
@Martian Manhunter , it said toliet not toilet. i dont know what a toliet is
I genuinely thing the crocodile one was good
@abelgray, also the 0% test one
The family name one made me smile
The eggsellent day joke looks like a tweet from Donald Trump
@4nalSp1ce, if they don’t get it, eggsplaine it to them. They will think it’s the greatest, yougest joke of all
I...I don't know what to do with this information...
@fkingdonn, I'm glad you took the time to get the exact lettering
That was painful to read.
So these are unfunny and this person knows it so why did he think this would be a funny post?
@Any The Useless, they're jokes by kids, they're supposed to be weird
I posted this already forever ago...... boooooo....
These are all super good jokes that I will save for later.
But...what happened to the third guy on the plane?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, first guy threw his apple out the window. The rapid pressure change caused the plane to dive and crash. Guy 2 bit a rock (the ground) when the plane hit. Guy 3 was pulverized before we could get to talk about him