Bug lay egg on your pillow...
@Its A Fvckin Train, eat the egg. It lets the bug know that if it fvcks with me, I eat its children.
@dawg629, ... K :D
@dawg629, "You threaten babies?"
It bugs me we couldn't smash
@Lastmanonearth, I know. Me too. I'm sorry but I love another. Her name starts with S and she is awesome. Never find another like her. Maybe in another life we may find each other first.
It's worse when you lose where it went, and then have to go to sleep.
@Mr Literal, dreamt there was a black widow crawling up my arm the other night. Flicked it off and fell back asleep. Kept waking up to make sure it wasn't around and everyone was OK.
Than it ain't no normal bug. It's obviously some sort of witchcraft type crap. 👿
Especially a spide
He kinda looks like my abo freind when he sees pancakes
And what makes this worse is a bug it's a spider