One time I saw something similar to this so I double parked in front of the guy. He was waiting for us to get back in our car but he saw my wife in her wheelchair and apologized for taking the only handicapped spots.
*Opens egg carton*
*Pulls mallet out of back seat*
@SimonPetrikov, *checks truck for gun rack, NRA bumper stickers, and dash cam*
*grabs toilet paper*
@SimonPetrikov, don’t forget bologna and Saran Wrap.
@SimonPetrikov, *removes lugnut wrench from trunk*
@SimonPetrikov, pulls out tire valve remover.
Fvck off you can tell theres someone in there. Theyve stopped for half a second to do something inside.
@BlazingBowman, it’s not funny if you pint out the truth. Is this called truth pics or what?
@BlazingBowman, welcome to funny pics where the story is made up and the truth don't matter
@BlazingBowman, yup, he's probably delivering the free ice cream to the children to his store that does discounted products to local disadvantaged kids