I want to be him. He looks happy to be talking to someone who, at least appears to be, paying attention to his ramblings on lore. And she likes him enough that she wants to dîck him down. God, they look so happy.
@AceWolf456, I'm lucky enough to have a boyfriend who will listen to me ramble about Kirby lore for 3 hours
@BrenadryI, same. My girlfriend will sit and listen to me nerd out and smile and just say “I love it when you talk about the things you like”
I’m keeping her
@Theblackshawarma, I’m happy knowing I’ll be that for someone one day, hopefully. Because I already sit and listen to like hours long video essays on YouTube because idk I just like hearing people talk about things interesting to them.
@Theblackshawarma, have you tryed wifeing her yet?
@BrenadryI, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BUTTERFLY?!?
@Grandpa Nope, I know that it's mysteriously been in every game, and nobody noticed/thought about it until Morpho Knight (which is actually mentioned in the text in the meme, but it floods past the bottom of the speech bubble). But that's really all I know. The whole thing could just be another "what if" scenario, which could also mean that it's possible that Morpho Knight never existed and that the butterfly was nothing special at all.
Kirby lore is hard sometimes :(
@BrenadryI, if your girlfriend is short, cute, soft, and swallows people whole that's not your girl that's Kirby
@BrenadryI, does he peg you?
@AceWolf456, only in my dreams
@Hallucinated corpse, does it count as pegging if he already has the equipment?
@BrenadryI, kirby is insane! Its got like another universe or void in there body. Dude even somehow can visit his own void in his body. Kirby defies all logic. Little puff ball of death
Wait liking an anime doesn’t mean your open to pegging
If your girl watches anime then trust me, shes open to pegging
@megamanx181x, It doesn't mean he's NOT open to pegging
@Guy Fawkes, I gotta question my fiancé now….
@megamanx181x, I must’ve missed the part where she was gonna ask permission cuz that’s not how this is about to go down
“That’ll teach him.”
Cute, anyway who wants wet toast?
The ideal relationship