Someone should tell him.
@Sterling Malory, I think I'm going to tell him
@Sterling Malory, yeah tell him that it's his dad's kisser 😘and shouldn't steal
@Sterling Malory, don't you dare
@FlexasaurusRex, I'm not telling him, you tell him.
@Sterling Malory, who said its a him?
@Sterling Malory, I'm not telling. You tell him. Rock paper scissors?
@FlexasaurusRex, Somebody's gotta tell 'em...
@Ajunta Pall, oh don't tell em don't tell em
@FlexasaurusRex, im gonna dare him
@Angular Notspice, dare him?? To use tongue? Ew gross
@FlexasaurusRex, idk. This reply chain was confused. I got tangled in it. I honestly didnt realise what the thing in the picture was. Im grossed out too now.
@Angular Notspice, it's OK friend. We're all grossed out an confused. Let us go look at the flowers
@PleasuringMexicans, don't you dare
@Sterling Malory, I'm gonna tell him.
@Sterling Malory, nice name
@FlexasaurusRex, :'( SOMEONE SHOULDA TOLD ME
Well that blows.
@KyleKrunch, Nice one.
@ ViolentFiend, thanks. I try puns a lot, but I'm not very good and I usually blow it.
@KyleKrunch, looks like your pun is blowing people's minds. ;)
@KyleKrunch, well that's really oral sex...wait
@KyleKrunch, that was clever. Thank you sir.
@You Slut, or ma'am. You know whatever you choose if you can afford it.
@KyleKrunch, well this sucks you beat me to it
@Nyhilo, *into the kiss practicer, with penis*
Oh no. Oh noooooooo.
Son, think of it as your dad is in command of a navel submarine. This is his submarine... what is his submarine filled with?
@new username 1, go ahead son, slip the tongue in and all, you deserve it.
@TheMonkeyGod, ICBM's and nuclear fuel rods? And ummm... Oh yeah seamen right?
So aside from the obvious jokes here, who is okay with indirectly making out with their father? I guess it's true what they say: incest is best, right?
@FarmersDaughter, I'm guessing the father didn't use it for making out....
@FarmersDaughter, It's a little more than indirectly making out
@thegoalie, he means that the joke doesn't make sense, because who would use a kissing practicer that their father had used. That is getting their germs in your mouth, and they are your father.
I think it's used for more than kissing...
@Space Hobo, LIKE MAH DICK
@Raaach, I don't normally appreciate such rash commentary..but your comment made me lol so hard that I finished my bathroom business sooner than expected. Up vote for you.
@Asgardian Hammer, *blushes* I try
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
No no. It's cool. Put your lips on it though. No I'm not laughing shut up just kiss it. *snicker*
@DemisexualDeviant, Australian kissing. Like French kissing but down under.
Oh hey my first upload :D
Oh you poor innocent soul... clearly he doesn't go on the Internet often like us...
I'd hit it
That poor innocent child.
I Believe a physical demonstration is in order.
I'm gonna tell him
Well this is... Uhh... *mediocre comment*
@mediocre comment man, hmmm your comment is much less than mediocre good try though.
I'm surprised no one has said "generic clevlands voice 'that's nasty' comment" comment I'll wait for it.
@Ironhomie, you just did
Do you have to get on your knees to kiss it?
Is a food eater guys
"This Podcast is brought to you by FleshLight, FleshLight GO F^CK YOURSELF"
Oh honey, no
*insert penis here*
Wrong pair of lips...
Nothing like sharing with ur dad.
Errm yeah, kiss practicer
thats a fleshlight used to practice blow jobs
@HereComesHell69, no it's a kiss practicer
@HereComesHell69, it's not for practicing dude😂 it's for simulating blow jobs lol unless you use it to learn how to better blow a dude
Oh... Someone is new to the internet...