Please get back under the desk, mom
@Lastmanonearth,*random opponent* you'll never guess where that filthy mouth has been
I don't have a girlfriend so I don't have to deal with that
Ha ha ha
@WickedStyx, "I don't have a girlfriend I just know a girl who get really mad if she heard me say that"
@Zodiac308, Mitch Hedberg was a fvcking god
@Zodiac308, Escalators never break down they just turn into stairs
@mpasma, sorry for the convenience
@Zodiac308, screen doors are always open..... But not for mosquitos
The kiss of death ladies... learn to check if your man is in the middle of a fight before trying to kiss him... or when you want to tell him something too.
@PunnyBaker, well, really, he was sitting still, wasn't doing anything, and very likely would have still gotten killed even if she hadn't kissed him because the killer wasn't onscreen or on the minimap (at least from what I can tell)
@Gay Ninja, killer was right in front of him
@Kakashi, oh ok, I see now.... it's hard to see since he pops up in the tiny crack between the GIANT facecam and the wall..... I still maintain, the woman chose the safest moment to kiss him and that he likely would have died either way
Oh my god, trim that cam down! You're taking up half the freaking screen!
I'm sorry ur life is so bad. If you want I'll take her off ur hands
@StillChili, your* your*
@CynicalSir, I guess I deserve that. Lol
I can't believe you've done this!
Simp1e ain't no Niko with a deagle
Psh, I got my boyfriend killed in Nioh and he wasn't that mad even!
This is 100% predetermined to happen every time you receive a kiss from your girlfriend while playing. No matter what.
Choose your words wisely