Make sure to use lots of tongue
@Lonely Monkey Fart, but it's slimy for some reason
@Abusive Breasts, so is French kissing 😘
@Lonely Monkey Fart, but... There's white stuff
@Abusive Breasts, yes child... Just like French kissing!!! 👄😜
@Abusive Breasts, *throws up aggressively*
I'm gonna tell him.
@Fluffle Puff, don't you... no you know what, you probably should.
@Gaelic Stuart, i don't know, it might be best not to
@Fluffle Puff, its to late to tell him....
@Fluffle Puff, what if it's a her
@Zracer4life, *Mr bean face*
@Zracer4life, then we definitely tell her so she doesn't freaking spread her fathers seman to other people
Yup I just threw up. A lot.
Not sure but i think it has been used for something more than kissing.
Oh....... ...oh god no........
@ThreePlusFour, I hope to god these are fake *full body shudder*
@Ser Waffle Knight, of course it's fake. They don't make them out of real lips. You can tell by the saltiness.
This whole family has probably seen better days.
I've been using mine wrong
2) Looks like the night shift has started!
@Xbox Sign Out, I was born in the night, molded by it. By the time i saw a normal post i was already a man, and by then the light was BLINDING! Jk i am a night shifter though.
I'm gonna tell him.
Oh that's nasty!
@FrenchtieBowfry, hi, Nasty; I'm Dad...
This reminds me of the story my husband told me how when he was a kid he would play Army in the shower. He would pretend he was a soldier in the rain and use his mom's douchebag as a camelback
I'm sorry but I woke up late... What is that and what is it for?
@Fly on the wall , you stick something hard in it...
@Fly on the wall , fleshlight
Nah bro, don't kiss that! that was on his di-- shhh... don't tell him
That poor innocent child.
That's messed up
So, did anyone notice the poster's name. It seems very fitting.
I'm gonna tell him
Saw a repost and it's still gross...
It looks like a di€k with a chin
Are you male or female? It doesn't make it worse but the outcome gives many answers.
*Hesitates* "um that's a fleshlight"
@RedTippedThrobRobin, says you! *runs*
I.....i.... I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
Plot twist: He does know
@kewiss, plot twist...it his daughter
Meh, the mouth one isn't that grea- I mean, who would ever buy one of those? *shifty eyes*
I... I don't think he uses it the way it was imagined to be used
@king trufflebutter, .......mayybe.