Now I know why I'm always so stressed....
@Lady Fingers, because you don't have two cute cats?
Does it count if it's a pillow ?
@boobs i have, yes but boobs are better
@boobs i have, you have boobs, I will cuddle with you...
@boobs i have, Someone else understands!
@Bus Full of Kids, well it is a little difficult to cuddle with my own boobs
@boobs i have, well that's why you need a partner. I volunteer as tribute
@Bus Full of Kids, let me know when you're in vegas !
@boobs i have, let me know when you're in Connecticut
@Bus Full of Kids, will the children be joining or are they confined to the bus?
@boobs i have, thats a bus full of kids why not take an experienced elder ;)
@boobs i have, no we'll meet up on a day off for them
@Elder, hey I just turned 20. That's kind of elderly and stuff
@Bus Full of Kids, yes but a bus full of kids dont have boobs.
@Elder, how elder we talking?
@Bus Full of Kids, well I'm 18 so this is legal, which I'm guessing isn't your preference ?
@imcrazylol, exactly which is why I go for the ladies
@boobs i have, hahaha nope 18+ is definitely my preference. Not a fan of jail.
@Bus Full of Kids, than I accept your tribute and will see you in Las Vegas or Connecticut
@boobs i have, can't wait. If I event have a bachelor party in Vegas I will be sure to invite you
@Bus Full of Kids, ever*
@Bus Full of Kids, invite me ? I'll probably be working the party
@boobs i have, 72
@boobs i have, working the party as a stripper or...? Haha.
@Bus Full of Kids, yes, it's a factual stereotype every girl in Las Vegas is a stripper
@boobs i have, haha fair enough. You are definitely invited then
@Bus Full of Kids, dafaq did I just read?
@Ollie Williams, magic
Not true. All I get is a awkward boner and a dead arm..
@Deluxe 24, and a face full of hair
I would do this with my girlfriend, If
I had one... Too bad, jokes ruined...
@Shiny Oshawott, I fancy your grammatically correct use of the word "too".
Explains my insomnia and stress levels.
Cuddling releases dopamine, which reverses the effects of cortisol (the stress hormone) and helps you feel happy and relaxed
Would cuddling naked help, because I am not objected to doing that
Click hi res. april fools day....
YEAAHHH SCIENCE BITCH!!
@CmndrShepard, You should go
@SimonPetrikov, Are you going to try this lame joke on every picture?
@Aperture Employee, Well Damn, I don't try to ruin your fun...nah, I'm kidding. Wasn't received as well as I'd hoped, so I'm gonna stop. Happy April Fools Day!
@SimonPetrikov, It's all good, have a good one!
I have no one to cuddle with, so I have my body pillow to pretend is a girl.....I'm so alone.
Come ear shnookums
Why the f*ck do I need science to prove how I feel? If I ever get a cuddle in the future I'm now gonna feel like an alien observing interactions and studying feelings instead of naturally enjoying it. I'm probably the only one like this.
Pic Rating: 7/10
I read that as "cuddling before sex...blah blah.." But it made no sense so I re-read it and.. there is no sex.. anywhere. I need counselling.
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Oh wait is the turning upside down thing an April fools joke thing???
I gotta say it. D'AAAAAAWWWWWW!