It must be true because it's on the internet
@A Math Dealer, when has anyone lied on the internet?
@The Flame War, I once read on the internet that if you lie on the internet you have to go to internet prison
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, If that's true then I've got the perfect quote: "That sucks" - Albert Einstein.
@A Math Dealer, I know this is also internet, but my grandfather also knows ow some sh!t and hinted toward the possibility to my mom.
@A Math Dealer, thanks to the internet, I now know that snakes have legs and pee is stored in the balls. Not sure what agenda those morons at school were trying to push...
Independence Day is a documentary
So I met someone who cheated their way in to the Air Force as well. He was great on everything but his sight wasn’t perfect in one eye. When they examined his eyesight, instead of covering the other eye, he switched hands and covered the same bad eye. They tested the good eye twice, and I guess the movement was enough to fool them. He made it through the war, so I guess it was okay.
@megamanx181x, mom: “so maybe aliens are real but giraffes CANT be real! What’s more believable, a horse with a horn or a freaking camel horse leopard with a 10 foot neck?”
Grandpa: “Don’t even joke about giraffes, I’ve seen them and they are real”
So the lesson of the story is: it's ok to cheat if the test cannot evaluate your true skill level.
So basically, it’s okay to cheat if the test is bad, this guy’s gramps did it to lead a successful career in the Air Force, and the idea of a vastly more intelligent species with countless more time to develop and advance before reaching us is actually terrifying.
Is your grandpa a character on Stargate?
But no really look up some politicians talking about ets, maybe theyre nuts, but its still worth a listen imo at leadt for the laughs. https://youtu.be/-2b4qSoMnKE