To make this meme
Oogway is a fvcking liar. If there are no accidents how come my dad left me after I gave him an STD by mistake?
@TheCaptioner, what a happy accident.
@TheCaptioner, He was probably pregnant. After a woodland birth, he will spear again with your son and he will be draped in laurel.
@Under The Gloves , Omae wa moe shindiru
They kinda sorta meant the same thing, no?