People keep telling me I should believe in the Bible, but I don't see a works cited page anywhere in it
@Abusive Breasts, it's funny to see all the hurt butts downvoting this hahaha
@mpfnascimento19, It has no downvotes tho. I'm sure it will have some in a bit, but doesn't right now.
@Weird Porn Stash, it had 60 when I said that...
@mpfnascimento19, I absolutely do not believe you. 60 is an insane amount. Now if you meant to type 6, that's more believable. But I don't know how 6 people would have all decided to take their downvotes away.
@Abusive Breasts, It's in the GFY version...the Go Fvck Yourself version
@Abusive Breasts, im Christian, and i believe in the Bible, and your comment gave me a good giggle sir.
@mpfnascimento19, it never had any. Methinks you just want to be shìtty.
@Doctor Krieger, umm now there are 88 down votes... Are y'all f**king blind?
@mpfnascimento19, 38 upvotes and 0 downvotes on his comment.
@Doctor Krieger, HOLY SH*T! I was never talking about his f**king comment, I was talking about the image, the reason for the comments! Sorry, didn't realize the level of stupid I was dealing with.
@mpfnascimento19, I'm sorry you didn't realize how stupid you are as well.
Maybe next time say "this picture" rather than just "this" when responding to a comment?
@Doctor Krieger, oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the comment section for the image; didn't realize I had to spell everything out for the readers. Thanks though, I'll remember this next time I decide to participate with you c*nts
@Doctor Krieger, nope, just irritated. Sh*t like this keeps me from making comments. Thanks for reminding me why I usually don't [comment].
@mpfnascimento19, umadbro. 😎
@Doctor Krieger, that was the worst argument I've ever seen.
@weirdcheeseburgers, it wasn't an argument, it was just me trolling.
*Holds up umbrella for the incoming shjt storm*
@SeussAlmighty, *takes umbrella and tosses it; motions towards bomb shelter*
@Kitchen Knight, you're right. *grabs riot gear for two *
@SeussAlmighty, got room for another
@Kitchen Knight, *detonates bomb shelter; hurried people into space ark*
@Kitchen Knight, *Throws stink bombs in bomb shelter*
*Laughs maniacally while twirling moustache*
Triggered religious people incoming.
@JakobJeanCiccone, back to /r/atheism please
See i love religion and i love parts of the bible but there's some wild shjt in there that there's no interpretation for
@CentaurianHalfie, the problem with the Bible is that the reasonable stuff makes the unreasonable stuff easier to buy into
Eh. I've had better responses for this card.
I see no problem with this statement
Ye well... THEY DID
I personally prefer the " here is the church and here is the steeple open the doors and here is (the devil himself)" combination if you're going to do a little blasphemy
@Andred, That is a more clever example, but as we've recently found out, the devil really is a good guy
What's more of a sin, the joke or you slightly smiling (it wasn't chuckle worthy)
Hmm. Turns out people don't agree with your opinion.
@devalation, it looks like a lot of them do though
SHÎT *runs into bunker*