1. Duh. It doesn't hurt us or kill us. Just consume the dairy and have some Pepto on standby.
2. That guy's name is very close to mine and I feel robbed.
@Dongo, and than Django beats you both.
@Dongo, actually it does hurt us. Im lactose intolerant. I get pains in my belly that feel like i am being ripped apart from the inside. Then i shjt and it goes away. But i shjt like 6 times in 2 hrs. But it doesnt kill me so i do it all over again the next day. Ice cream is fkn fantastic
p.s. im lactose intolerant, have ibs, and gastritis. plus im hispanic so eating dairy, chile, and greasy foods is a must. so im just fvcked
@Dongo, except if I have a glass of milk it’s so severe I’m vomiting for several hours and have such bad cramps I can’t walk for literally 10 hours, but, I still do it sometimes
@Dongo, you must not be lactose intolerant then. Not very much atleast because it will literally make you think youre dying.
@sikkdog, That's how you shoot your shot, homeboy.
*fist bump in acid reflux*
I mean, for intelligent people, it's not exactly a lifestyle choice. Unless you consider a persistent gastral hurricane shjtrina a viable lifestyle.
@Empshok, i do.
@Medic135, well that sounds exciting.
If I’m not going out then l risk the case of the mud butt
“Dango’s never met one in a public toilette.”
whenever i want the next hour free at work i drink 8 oZ of milk
I'm technically one. Only at home, I buy lactose free milk but when I go out, let's say get a milkshake or eat cheese with friends, I just order it and deal with the diarea later.
I know two people... but basically only because they basically die from eating a cookie that was made with milk.
For one of them even lactose free stuff has too much leftover lactose in it.
A friend of mine always eats cheese and he’s lactose intolerant. Always complains about his stomach hurting or feeling bloated.