he got head that night.
@napsfapsandcraps, if she was breathing in his throat, that would mean she blew his shaft.
It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?
@Codalicious, it was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS!
@Metzger, Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a cab
@An Aerobic Bacteria, while he's having a smoke, and she's taking a drag
@Metzger, Now they're going to bed, and my stomach is sick
@An Aerobic Bacteria, and it's all in my head... But, she's touching his chest now, he takes of her dress now, let me goooooooo
@Metzger, And I just can't look! Iiit's killing meee! And taking control.
@An Aerobic Bacteria, JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea, swimming thru sick LULLABIES, choking on your ALIBI'S
But it's just the PRICE I PAY! Destiny is caaalling me! Open up my EEEAGEEER EEEYES! 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside!
@Codalicious, I love you guys ❤🐾
@Codalicious, slow clap. That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.
@Admiral Aokiji, I didn't even do most of the work.
@An Aerobic Bacteria, *off key joining in* CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE
@Codalicious, I'm pretty sure that's how business management works. Good job. You just became a manager.
Lady and the cannibal
This happens more often then you think
Am I the only one that noticed that she only has 2 fingers in each hand?
11 September 2014 #11September2014
Well... that escalated quickly
@Kinky Jesus, pretty kinky though ;)
@Tyler643, making me so wet I could walk on it
Has anyone else ever used the back button to close the app and had to press it repeatedly for over a minute in order to closet app because you've never actually closed it that way before?
@stigmaoftherose, No, the back button works fine for me.
@IT Technician, it does go back it's just that the app layers itself because I open it from the reply notifications and close it with the home button so that I never Peel back the layers until there is hundreds of them stacked atop one another is what I meant...
@stigmaoftherose, Oh, OK. I see what you mean. Yeah, I do have that problem too.
Damn it, Roger!
OM NOM NOM!!!!
Only the strong shall survive.
Boy, that escalated quickly
virgins first french kiss... can go so horribly wrong... *shudders*
this is why only dogs can share spaghetti