When the piñata comes out... watch out for drunk uncle Rico... Cuz shjt is about to get real
@seeUpee, piñata were for the kids, and always in the front yard, the back yard was the adults domain. The men were half drunk before the piñata even came out! Sometimes we made bets on which kid was gonna pop it! We would go out front just to cheer on our chosen one! Fvcking good times!
@seeUpee, he’s going to bring the passion of the failed baseball career
@megamanx181x, and start swinging at everything!!!
6.a) Any one (1) of the following songs will do:
a) No rompas más mi pobre corazon.
b) Payaso de rodeo.
c) Zapateado encabronado
*puts on Shakira: Caderas no mienten*
@seeUpee, we used to play daddy yankee and go ham! Rompe was one of the most lit songs when tou were fvcking hammered!
@MMSieBreeze, oh bro!
You are speaking my language!!!
@Hamilton Porter, dude what about
1. Volver volver
2. Rinconcito en el cielo
Or 4. Sabor a mi? Also when saying hi and bye you have to hug unless they are new like someone's new boyfriend or girlfriend. One they have been around then you hug them to. Saying bye can take forever too. All depends on who shows up.
@Hamilton Porter, mayores?
Sounds like a party I don't want to attend. Just introducimg myself to everyone would be a task that would make the night terrible. I would be thinking about how dumb I sounded when introducing myself to half of them. So that anxiety would prevent me from dancing and enjoying the party. Also knowing I would have to say bye to all of them with grind at me the whole time. What were their names? How will I get their attention if they are busy? Did I say bye to everyone or is someone in a closet I don't know of. Even if I was successful and did all the steps, I would have had a terrible night.
@Mr I Am Pooping, same.
@Mr I Am Pooping, I consider myself an extrovert and it sounds a bit much to me. I'd say hi to everyone then be exhausted and say bye to everyone
@Mr I Am Pooping, well most everyone is your family and you grow up with them so you don't introduce yourself, as much as it is latino culture to say hello to everyone.
@Mr I Am Pooping, is not easy being a Mexican introvert. You become the weird one, and somehow stuck up for being quiet. It's ok tho, I don't talk to any of them anymore.
Gosh the talking shvt is too accurate
Y estoy aqui borracho y loco!!! Xon mi corazon idiota....
@Cuactemoc4919, siempre brillará
I'm Latina but I grew up white 😒
@ TouchMyCatEars, you look guera, never figure you be Latina!
@ TouchMyCatEars, and Michael Jackson is my daddy!
@megamanx181x, Dad was born in Mexico, Mom in Alabama of all places. Was told growing up that I was Latina so I roll with that.
@seeUpee, I wish! Imagine all that moonwalkin money!
@ TouchMyCatEars, sooooo Alabama ah? ;)
And out of all places to end up in Floriduh and freaking Tampa! RUN!
@seeUpee, I still have no idea how they both ended up here and now I can't ask! I wanna run but I need money first so I'm saving up, it gonna take awhile tho.. 😕
Getting the fvck out of Tampa: Priceless
@seeUpee, what hotel has rooms for $35?? clean ones anyway. .
@ TouchMyCatEars, Clean? Compared to what? Tampa? Bahahaha
*points in all directions*
@seeUpee, c'mon bruh! I live in this town I'm not from this town! I need something better.
@seeUpee, lies, Michael was never into women!
@ TouchMyCatEars, keep rolling with it, it’s working for you
@ TouchMyCatEars, clean is the keyword there
@megamanx181x, I guess it's back to Motel 6 for me 😿
@ TouchMyCatEars, at least they leave the light on for you
@megamanx181x, and you get roach buddies to keep you company at night
@ TouchMyCatEars, ugh when I was 10 I went to Vegas with my cousin and our dads. Me and my cousin had our own beds at the stardust hotel, had a roach crawl into my armpit!
As a latino, this is all completely true.
Also, if you even consider leaving before 4AM, you a weakling
Wow, this is surprisingly accurate
1- arrive drunk.
2- yell profanity laced greetings indiscriminately.
3- if between 17-34, hug everyone.
3- make one adult female cry (preferably an older relative and for reasons no one understands).
4- story time (memories, paranormal)
5- threaten to harm random people not present (especially if it is known they cannot attend).
6- endure/give criticism (choices, situation).
7- criticize food not made by (pick female).
8- awkward silence.
9- leave or talk smack behind the backs of those who left.
We always blast cardenales de nuevo leon, invasores, ramon ayala, herederos, leandro rios, traileros del norte... You get it im mexican