“Just before taking the dais, Hillary accidently bumped into me and she very civilly said, “Pardon me.” And I very politely replied, “Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.” — Donald Trump
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@smartstu, that was a great joke (and I'm a Hillary supporter) but he really didn't need the other stuff he added after that. He doesn't know when to stop.
@arcadefire, i don't know how to tell you this, bit he knew exactly what he was doing there
@Deavas86, well that's you but for me he had already made his point without the extra stuff- that said the melania joke was also really funny.
@arcadefire, no, i mean he did it on purpose, specifically because of where they were
@Deavas86, ok man
@arcadefire, you don't even have any idea the context of the speech do you. You have no idea where they are or why they're both there or who is next to them, do you
@Deavas86, I do! It's a bunch of elite New Yorkers coming together for catholic charities. They have nothing to do with the DOJ or anyone who could persecute Hillary!
@arcadefire, yes and the whole purpose is because Hillary is openly anti Catholic despite her recent claims, and Trump is calling her out on her bs here. Was it out of place? Probably. Was it funny as hell and only a fraction of what she deserves? Also yes
@Deavas86, that's not even what I was referring to. How is she anti catholic? Because she's pro choice? Donald was pro choice. His nepotistic entitled children have probably had over a dozen abortions. Donald was mad at the pope for calling him out on his BS. The Wikileaks email was from a catholic staffer not even hillarys words. Try harder
@arcadefire, if that's not what you were referring to, then you don't even understand the point of the speech. And no wtf lol not because she's pro choice are you retarded what even makes you think abortion position equates being anti anything
@Deavas86, you're next level my guy! lol, I was talking about the joke mentioned above I said he added something to that joke that didn't work. And actually that's the thinking of a lot of people. If you're pro choice you can't be catholic. That's the criticism they have against Tim Kaine. And I don't think she's corrupt so you're wasting your time on me
@arcadefire, "added stuff that didn't work" that wasn't an attempt at humor, he went straight from humor to fact. Got everyone comfortable and then shot them all right in the dïcks. No one expected it. Hence the dude's face
@Deavas86, keep thinking that lol I bet you also think he won the debates
@arcadefire, do you even need to take a shower with how brainwashed you've been. And yeah he won the second, and sorta the third, it was more of a tie but slightly in his favor
@Deavas86, really? And you call me brainwashed even if neither of them said a word. Trump would lose. He was wondering around the stage, looking angry, sniffling, I don't recall Hillary drinking any water in any of the three debates. Trump was weak and defeated. Such a loser I tell you a huge loser. A loser like you've never seen. The greatest loser. A bigly loser.
@arcadefire, all that and he still won that debate wow he must have been better than i thought. It's so great watching say whatever it is that happens to be damning for Hillary and just watch her expression fall and get really pale as she has to quickly listen to her earpiece to know what to say in response. She didn't even have any good retorts until the 3rd debate which is why she gets any points there at all
@Deavas86, Lmao you're one of those body double guys. Ok well I have better things to do on my Friday night so laters man. Have fun living with you're delusions under emperatriz killary cuntun or whatever Alex Jones calls her now.
@arcadefire, no I'm not you just don't have anything good to respond with because you know there's nothing good to even say about her other than she currently holds all the positions of issues that a sane person would agree with
@Deavas86, I have a lot of good to say about her. I've supported her all along. And I can't wait to vote for her in a couple weeks.
@arcadefire, don't really think anyone does. Basically "not Trump" is the biggest one i think. And I'm sure you do. Have fun in war with Russia
@Deavas86, or let trump win and have fun living under Russia? The guy is an idiot. I don't think he's working with Russia (that's giving him too much credit. but I do strongly believe that if Putin continued to say more "nice things" about him trump would do whatever Putin asked. He's that thirsty for acceptance and love.
@arcadefire, being friends with Russia is not living under them. Do you know what is living under someone? Having a candidate be funded by the same people who funded al quaeda and who are also the leader of the un human rights committee because they own all the oil. Because that's currently happening. That's living under someone.
@Deavas86, if you had a viable candidate I might give it a second chance. But you have trump so I'll end the conversation here.
@arcadefire, congratulations you've just reaffirmed the stupidity of the entire Democratic base of thinking for this election. Only to you would you see someone With proven bad experience and think "well Hillary is definitely bad, but Trump might be bad and we can't have that". You couldn't even elaborate on it. And don't fücking rope me into this, he's not "my" candidate.
@Deavas86, I like her and she is my candidate. I don't think she's evil, or that the government is out to get us, and if she turns out to be what you guys say she is than I'm sorry. But come November 8th I will proudly cast my vote for her. and please don't tell me you're a Gary or Jill guy than lol
@Deavas86, I came out of hiding because you two need to stop
@arcadefire, well she is pretty evil, but she's also apparently pretty stupid as well. I didn't really think so until a few weeks ago. And hell no, I'm voting for Trump. Ironically, the Democrats made me do it
@Soulless at birth, he said, replying only to me. Get stuffed
@arcadefire, "his nepotistic entitled children have probably had over a dozen abortions" essentially calling them sl*ts.
"I don't think she's corrupt" an opinion formed without looking up a politicians history.
Calling someone a loser because they took the debate seriously and drank water? Not sure where that was going.
Leaving the argument because you really know nothing about it.
Never once gave a reason to vote for Hillary only smeared trump the whole time.
^ the average hillary supporter, and the real reason our country is this screwed.
@Caine, actually I meant the "boys" have paid for many abortions. Ivanka is only doing it for the free publicity, and the other one is too unimportant. And I said trump didn't look presidential doing all the crap he did in that stage. All the water he drank if because of how nervous and pissed he was. And I have my reasons. I'm not trying to change anyone's mind so why waste my time?
@arcadefire, you two are both fvcking retarded
@arcadefire, and then you downvote me and use a silly cop out rather than admit you know nothing of the election. It's okay though you're the perfect hillary supporter, exactly the types she wants. Clueless and spiteful, that's her game too. Get some info, learn something and maybe the future can be a little brighter. Till then stick to downvoting people on the Internet and sounding like a moron.
@arcadefire, how about we agree to the simple truth here, both went past the line in their "jokes" against each other. Neither stuck to the past nature of the dinner which was humor at ones own expense. They did both have a couple really funny jokes such as her life of the party one and his speech and pardon me jokes.
@Deavas86, "get stuffed" cracked me up lol.
@Caine, it's a British saying apparently. Don't hear it at all here in the states
@Caine, first of all idiot, i stated by complimenting trumps joke. That's what I did. Than this guy went on a tangent about trumps secret plan to unmask Hillary in front of a crowd OF HER DONORS!!! Give me two reasons to vote trump? And don't say wall, or he's bringing back jobs. Because he's not.
@Deavas86, I'm gonna start using that
@Scotch Pilgrim, how so?
@arcadefire, neither candidate is a proper choice in one. The two party system pits people against each other to distract from the glaring problems with our system. We live in a country where an act that would provide clean energy to an entire state is put on the same bill as planned parenthood so that it will be shot down without a chance. Why are we fighting about the difference between some guy who isn't fit for president but can smooth tali and an intelligent lady who's smart enough to know war is where the money is at? This is ridiculous.
@arcadefire, then the name calling started. I never actually supported trump. personally in an election where you're trying to determine the shiniest of two piles of crap at the end of the day you still end up with a pile of crap. However, I'm still waiting to hear why you've chosen one over the other. Are you going to say it's because you want to be able to say yoh voted for the first female president? Cause I've heard similar in the previous and it's pathetic. I could dredge up hillary's past and policies she's had and things she's done while in the Senate and will probably continue to do in the white house. Or the fact that bill looks like a mindless puppet and was probably the face while hillary ran his term from behind. However that doesn't make trump a good candidate. So stop basing your reason for Hillary being so great on the fact that Trump is a pile, it makes you a sheeple.
@Scotch Pilgrim, I was on board at first, but then the opinions came out.
@Scotch Pilgrim, but what's your solution? 3rd party? Johnson's an idiot, and Jill is nothing more than a bitter woman mad at the fact that Hillary has a Grammy and will win the election.
@arcadefire, even when there is no solution, acknowledgement of the problem is an important first step.
@Caine, I'm sure we can agree to disagree. The important thing is we call come together to form a better system and nation.
@Caine, I never said that's why I was voting for her though? I feel she's ready to do the job. and personally I have a good job, a loving family so I don't buy the white trump supporter martyr bullsh*t. So I don't mind her appointing liberal justices. Letting women chose, gays get married, American kids growing up with their Mexican parents, helping refugees. I'm ok with all of that. And if that makes me a sheeple so be it.
@Scotch Pilgrim, I mean I agree for the most part like with the ballots and both major candidates being garbage. I also agree that the two party system is a huge issue and that war is where the money is at unfortunately. War is usually how debts get cleared so the obvious prediction is there will be a war whether we like it or not. Honestly the out come will probably be the same regardless of who wins.
@arcadefire, see now we are getting somewhere, not as far as I'd hoped but somewhere. Now when it comes to ideals and whether all those things mentioned will happen or not, is a whole debate that I'm sure no one wants to hear. For the record, having a logical reason to support one does not make you a sheeple. It was the whole (seemingly) blindly picking one because the other said or did something without actually digging into it that makes people sheep.
@Caine, those things are happening. And I hate to go back to "but trump" BUT TRUMP to me is running on ego mike pence will be the real guy ala dick Cheney, and he wants to outlaw abortion, let states decide if they want marriage equality, I don't want a crazy Christian guy in the White House.
@Deavas86, Hillary is evil. Trump is a jackass. Voting for either of them is a mistake.
@Deavas86, what's wrong with being against the Catholic Church? It's horrendously corrupt, it has billions of dollars and doesn't use it to help end world poverty and many of their clergy spent a lot of time raping children while others spent more time covering it up... oh and a bunch of them were terrorists killing innocent people for more than a few decades without condemnation from the clergy...
@arcadefire, I'm so sorry
I'm gonna go ahead and assume he said "china china build a wall, where are the emails"
@xSparkySharky, no it was china, china, build wall, china ISIS, large hands, emails, yuge, fantastic
@xSparkySharky, pretty sure this is from a recent speech where he bashed Clinton, you could probably find it on YouTube cause the point doesn't really come across without subtitles
@xSparkySharky, at this particular section he says "Hillary is so corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate commission. How corrupt do you have to be to get kicked off of that?" He absolutely destroyed her in this speech
@Deavas86, yeah, i also liked the part where he railed her for supporting gays but accepting millions from countries that persecute and even kill gays. (Not against gayness, just emphasizing the hypocrisy)
@Dephenistrator, as opposed to how she totally didn't do that at all?
@Dephenistrator, sorry, misread, disregard
@Deavas86, no problem. I put something political out there, I'm expecting worse
@Lord Commander Snow, tremendous
The guy on the right is me when the teacher collects homework I didn't do, but I pretend I left it at home.
@TheMinerFortyNiner, your comment made this funny, and for that, I thank you #bestcomments
When you laugh about the ridiculous election and then remember that it's all too real
@A pet named Steve, in less than a month one of the are gonna be our next president. (Loads gun with one bullet for my head when the time comes)
Trump: bad enough to lose at a charity event
@Welcommatt, you spelled win wrong
So who's the lady in red?
@arcadefire, What lady are you talking about? All I see is a nice hunk of pûssy to grab
@TriangleTesticles, in that case make sure you have some tic tacs
@arcadefire, what lady? All i see are couple of tight-ass jugs!!
@arcadefire, Maria Bartiromo :)
"Oh Trump you so funny with your sarcasm......oh wait..... you were serious?"
America dont be stupid. Dont let this cvnt into office. Please
Doesn't matter what side you're on, Trump is fvcking hilarous.
@Farseer of Ulthwe, he doesn't mean to be and that's what's terrifying
@DeathAwaits, And that's why this election is screwed.
@Farseer of Ulthwe, *hilarious. Goddammit, I failed at being a grammar nazi.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
When you hear who the presidential candidates are, then realize they were serious.
https://youtu.be/NnRVAzFa6Og 10:20 you're welcome
@angryelf , Hilary is so corrupt (guy next to him is shocked) she got kicked off the water gate commission
What did he say??
Just a reminder that the people at that dinner are the richest of the rich, snobbiest of the snobs, and in the highest most powerful class in America. Isn't it strange how they all booed Donald and cheered for Hillary? I thought she was going to tax them, make them pay their fair share, and she was fighting for the little guy?
How'd he grab that lady's p*ssy from the podium?
That's what happens when you censor someone in the media, they have to get the real story out wherever they get the chance.
The media joke was my favorite btw
Trump was good for about the first third, and then just got really nasty. It was pretty sad. Clinton did a much better job. If you didn't watch them, they're on YouTube.
The joke is the guy on the right.
I'm pretty sure that guy on the right is a Snapchat filter
When you forget that gifts don't have sound
@xSparkySharky, when you realize that autocorrect ducking sucks.